Your mission, should you chose to accept it…
Thanks to kimmy for coming through on her duties as safety engineer for this site. I think it’s no coincidence that the pink Power Ranger’s name is Kimberly. Do you? Thought not. Someone almost got hurt and kimmy jumped in with valuable, liability-saving advice. Thank you, kimmy.
This brought to light the need for more duties in need of assumption by commenters. In my opinion, Mel should be this site’s decorator, although she has yet to accept the invitation.Â
What else? Who else? Â
September 29th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
i want to be the ‘director of good taste’. back in the 90’s i was the supervisor in charge of the SPD vice unit. part of my duties was the checking of local strip clubs for illegally clad strippers……yes there is such a thing !
“i carry a badge and im here to check your g-string.”
we also checked adult theaters for shannagans. my motto was “if the floor is sticky , im gonna be sicky.”
im all about good taste and decorum as those who read my comments regularly can attest.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Gosh, tommy…your experience with SPD more than qualifies you for Director of Good Taste on st.com! You’re hired!
September 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’ll be H&J’s personal assistant/babysitter.
September 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Oh, that’s excellent, Bruce!
September 30th, 2008 at 2:27 am
I’d like to be picture-taker-but-only-when-mz.ST.-don’t-feel-like-it person and official-squire-you-around-the-casino-fifty-dollar-table-minimum wench and remember-to-be-polite-this-is-the-South babe-at-arms. Other than that, I could be Snack Co-Coordinator if you’re okay with popped-on-top-of-the-stove-cause-I’m-too-brokey-to-a-ford-microwave-popcorn-all-my-money-goes-to-lsus because I’m a hover momma…
P.S. Tommy needs to have his stories recorded. It could be the sequel to Goodloe Stuck’s Shreveport Madam… quick, dial up Eric Brock…
September 30th, 2008 at 11:48 am
now i am going to have to get a shirt made that says: Sherritalley.com’s Saftey Engineer! I forgot that the Pink Power rangers name was Kimberly! Love it!
September 30th, 2008 at 11:49 am
What was I invited to do?
September 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
be the decorator for sherritalley.com I think you can do it Mel
September 30th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I want to be something!
September 30th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Can I be in charge of Mel?
September 30th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’d like to be Executive Director of Snarky Comments
September 30th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I would ask if I could head up the Optimist Club, but I know you’ll just give it to one of your friends.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
But Lindsay…you are something. You don’t need anything else to validate you but..oh..excuse me i’ve got something more important to do.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I’m noticing an ad up top for the BOOMTOWN Casino in Bossier City (”It just feels right.”), and I’m wondering if there isn’t an opening for a Gambling Addiction Counselor here. Not sure who’d qualify, although maybe LindsAY would be perfect.
October 1st, 2008 at 9:40 am
Oh, I would LOVE to be the decorator for the site. And no Lindzer you cannot be in charge of me.
October 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Colleen…ha ha ha…you’re so funny.
Mel, I AM in charge of you. I am the CEO/Executive Director of Mel.
And if you’re going to decorate Sher’s site…you must run ALL idears past moi.
P.S. - Great Talley, now she’s going to stay up EVEN later watching HGTV in High Def.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
I cannot believe she hasn’t jumped all over the pillow decor in the pic in the latest post! C’mon, Mel!
October 1st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I know, she’s a decorating whirling dervish…
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
None of the decor in this room would ever make it on any of my HGTV favorites and I hate to hear what the ladies would say who disect your house when you’re trying to sell it. It would not be pretty.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:43 am
Have you chosen a Pharmacological Consultant yet?
How about a Wine Steward? I can split time, and am perfectly qualified for both positions.
Is there an application online somewhere?
Whatever you do, don’t let those folks over at the CumulusJobsDotCom find out about this! They’ll get that Vulcan Mind Warp on you, and before you know it, you’ve pretty much mortaged the farm, just trying to staff your web-blog-site-thingy!
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
Does STDC need a bluegrass engineer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkVjJDRoYMc