#$@!^%$!! WT!…OMG! &^$@!)(!!!!!…rapid breathing

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That’s what happens to me at work when I’m writing and someone pages over the LOUDspeaker.  IT’S VERY LOUD!

I’ve learned, while I’m writing, to tune out talking, laughter, phones ringing, tapes playing in edit bays, people singing and yelling, scanners, monitors, cell phone conversations  and the general urgency of a newsroom. 

But the pages get me everytime.

Same thing in the grocery store.  One second, you’re calmly reading the ingredients on the lighter version of Gatorade.  The next,

“SHOPPERS, WE HAVE…!” 

@!~&%$$#*&$#!  AHHHHH!  HEART ATTACK ON AISLE 6! 

Why can’t we have a government study on the adverse health affects of being scared to death several times a day, instead of a study that shows smoking is bad for you or exercise makes you more fit.

17 Responses to “#$@!^%$!! WT!…OMG! &^$@!)(!!!!!…rapid breathing”

  1. the Boyfriend Says:

    you also do have that look when your boyfriend comes around then corner when your doing your hair and when your on a ladder paintin and when your in the kitchen cookin…and….

  2. the Boyfriend Says:

    ..sometimes i think i need to tie a little bell around my neck to alert you im comming around the corner???

  3. Mel Says:

    Too much information. I sweat when I get startled by people or louds noises. I guess that’s personal also.

  4. Sherri Says:

    If anyone comes into the room when I’m vacuuming, I hit the ceiling!

  5. the Boyfriend Says:

    …the vacumn works …i thought it was broke…?

  6. the Boyfriend Says:

    …that one is gonna get me in trouble.

  7. Sherri Says:

    Boyfriend, maybe you should be sweating like Mel does when she gets scared.

    I meant when I USED to vacuum when the vacuum cleaner worked. That was before you made that comment. Now though, as soon as you fix the v.c., you can come over and vacuum. Deal. Or no deal? :)

  8. the Boyfriend Says:

    deal but ill do you one better ill bring my super industrial commercial vacumun over and clean with out my shirt on….oh to much info sorry folks

    …hey here at the fire station the open ceremonies of the olympics is comin on im sorta excited …stirs up the old USA USA USA chant up …and it sure beats the old tune of the mcain/obama thing thats gettin beat in the ground.

    …blog hyjack alert…if you where suddenly startled to have ablilties to compete in olympics ,what sport? me pole-vaulting my dad was a stud pole-vaulter outta FairPark back in the day.

  9. Mel Says:

    Do y’all see each other in person so little that you must banter on this website to talk?

  10. Sherri Says:

    Yes. Sorry.

  11. the Boyfriend Says:

    yes Mel sorry …things have been …busy.

    …but isnt our banter cute and refreshing in this cruel dark negitive world.

  12. Sherri Says:

    I’m thinking Mel’s going to say, “Not so much” on that!

    Mel, will you give The Boyfriend my email address?

  13. the Boyfriend Says:

    ….look i cant help it. banter with sherri is fun.

    …it must be all the ambience i whip up.

  14. Trish Says:

    Hey, the boyfriend, where are all the hot guys on your squad?? (or whatever you call your co-workers :))

  15. the Boyfriend Says:

    Trish a great-looking funny lady like yourself should have no problem knowin where hot guys are…by the way have you met some of the guys here…as in sherritalley.com …?

    Tommy is a really funny dude he works in the hollywood south like you . you would like him.

    ….but i bet the bump from your W role has really improved your dating choices?

  16. rt Says:

    You’re right Sher about tuning everything out while you’re writing a story.

    I stood right next to you today at your desk and screamed in your ear and you never looked up. I thought I died and became a spirit that was invisible until I realized the entire newsroom turned to look at me in anger and yet you never looked up at me.

  17. Mel Says:

    She was probably emailing the boyfriend.

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