Comments on: Who are Hazel and Jimmy?

By: Mel

Mel — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:54:49 +0000

Chuck rules all!

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:54:46 +0000

….i fear that when it comes to Hazel and Jimmy’s past that Chuck Norris and a roundhouse kick was involed.

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:12:59 +0000

Are you going to start collecting portraits of twins? This could get really weird.

By: sherri

sherri — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:58:50 +0000

Yeah…what if? I am going to take those two on the road…I need some answers.

Tommy, 57 isn’t elderly.

By: CT

CT — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:48:51 +0000

You need to take that painting to the Antique Road Show. They know everything.

By: sherri

sherri — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:01:51 +0000

Ha, Tommy! I contacted Eric Brock and he said your story was absolutely true.

By: bc317

bc317 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:05:02 +0000

Is Tommy opening for Sarah Silverman next weekend at the Hard Rock?

By: theBoyfriend

theBoyfriend — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:04:49 +0000

…..the artist was not alone ,he had help from a bueatiful browneyed ballriena turned areial silk ribbon preformer to set Hazel and Jmmy free….

By: theBoyfriend

theBoyfriend — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:54:20 +0000

….as a semi-creative guy,the picture (original oil painting)the artist name is un-legible…i have a theory as an artist i think this may have been this artist first attempt at baby portaits after work only doing older subjects….resulting in the creepy old baby look….but i really like tommy’s take thinkin that an up and coming artist may have painted the babies during a Ringling Bros. stop over….and upon seeing the looks of disgust at the unveiling the artist stormed away but not before HE threw open the cage doors and sent Hazel and Jimmy free.

their true past is unknown and widely speculated….

By: tommy

tommy — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:09:47 +0000

genealogy dept of the shreve library, broadmoor branch. if they wuz born anywhere near here u can find out there.

on the other hand…..i’ve got a theory… in the 1920’s the ringling bros. circus wintered in shreveport. (check with eric brock if u dont believe me) two water-headed babies escaped from their cage at the freak show and were tracked to somewhere near querbies golf course where they disappeared. they grew up in the then wilds of rural broadmoor. one (jimmy) grew up to be a police chief here and hazel was reported to have had been the mistress of governor huey long.
gov long: ” hey hazel, i’d like a little head.”
hazel: ” me to govenor….mines big as a watermelon.”