Talley Tagline
Will you help me come up with a tagline? You know, like in Jaws 2: “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…”.  River City Cycling has a cool one: “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” SB Magazine has: “Always interesting, sometimes controversial.” We could have: “Always controversial, sometimes interesting.” Ha. Anyway, there’s an abundance of wit amongst you and I sure could use your help. Any ideas?Â
January 13th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“SherriTalley.com. B/c you won’t get it.”
or
“SherriTalley.com. Insane. But hey, we didn’t force you to log on.”
or
“SherriTalley.com, bitcheads!”
or
“If you were Miss NSU, surf on over to SherriTalley.com, gurl!”
OR
“If you log on to SherriTalley.com, you’ve left your lights on!”
OR
“SherriTalley.com, we’ll leave the lights on for you!”
January 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
sherritalley.com
“Where secrets are sher’d”
January 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
“I am SherriTalley.com and you’re not!”
Or
“I am SherriTalley.com and I approved this message.”
Or
“SherriTalley.com, for the inner bitchead in you.”
January 13th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
“SherriTalley.com B/c IAmHot.com was already taken.”
January 13th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
“im gonna need more time to finish”
January 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Git u sum every day!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
“sherritalley.com because other sites are just stupid!”
January 13th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
“sherritalley.com
we never go on strike!”
January 13th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
SherritalLey.com - You talkin’ to me?
January 14th, 2008 at 2:12 am
“Sherritalley.com—Now with 20 percent less Herpes.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:06 am
“Sherritalley.com—Hardly any of our members were featured on Dateline’s To Catch a Predator.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:08 am
“Sherritalley.com—Because life should be about more than just midget porn.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:11 am
“Sherritalley.com—Recommended by 4 out of 5 proctoligists.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:16 am
“Sherritalley.com—It’s okay…just bookmark us under clayaiken.com. It’ll be less embarrassing that way.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:18 am
“Sherritalley.com—Because self-respect is overrated.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:45 am
“Sherritalley.com—Because 276 Dennis Kucinich fans can’t be wrong.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:50 am
“Sherritalley.com—Marginally better than a barium enima.”
January 14th, 2008 at 4:59 am
I see 8 possible winners above! Do we get a gift cert. if our tagline is chosen?
January 14th, 2008 at 7:58 am
“Sherritalley.com-and come watch in horror at how Rick S can’t put everything under one post.”
January 14th, 2008 at 8:12 am
So easy even LindsAY can do it
January 14th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Sherritalley.com-The best web site you never saw or heard of
January 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
SherriTalley.com. It’s not yo mama’s website.
Or
SherriTalley.com. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Or
SherriTalley.com. Where Myriad insanity runs amock.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
And Chris Talley, wanna come over here and say that to MY FACE?!?!??!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Sherritalley.com- Kickin’ it Ark La Tex style, since 2007
I predict this thread will be the longest one ever.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:52 am
These are fabulous! We’re going to have to do some finalist work in about a week to narrow this down. Then, yes, a prize! I’m thinking a t-shirt with this printed on it. You like?
January 14th, 2008 at 11:00 am
OK if there is going to be a prize, I will put some thought into it.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:16 am
sherritalley.com-Read by 4 out of 5 Chimps at Chimp Haven.
sherritalley.com- sponsored by Centrum Silver, Geritol, & Poise Pads…because old age happens.
sherritalley.com-I told you she wasn’t as nice as she seems on TV.
sherritalley.com-Because you have nothing better to do!
sherritalley.com-Since there is no paint to watch dry!
sherritalley.com-Because even Lindsay reads it!
sherritalley.com-The inside look at a real psycho!
January 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
sherritalley.com - You are about to enter a must spin zone!
sherritalley.com - Where we take more cheap shots before
daybreak than most people take all year.
sherritalley.com - A surplus of scandal
sherritalley.com - The anchor that’s “on your side”, yet “on your case”!
sherritalley.com - The one-stop shop for all of your friend-bashing needs.
sherritalley.com - What happens on sherritalley.com stays on sherritalley.com, excluding Sunday Coffee.
sherritalley.com - Where we take dogs, build them up and tear them down.
sherritalley.com - We’re looking for a few good jerks!
sherritalley.com - We pick because we care
January 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
sherritalley.com-Where everyone is entitled to my opinion.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
SherriTalley.com- Turn On, Log In, Drop Out
January 14th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
SherriTalley.com. Better than a load of angel dust.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
SherryTalley.com- Where you can speak your mind, even if you’ve lost it!
SherryTalley.com-Sarcasm is just one more service I offer!
January 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
sherritalley.com -because sherritalleywagnerallenallentalley.com is just too damn long.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Sherritalley.com - it’s cruel, it’s cruel.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
HT, you might want to fix the spelling on the first name.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
when sherritalley talks, people listen.
sherritalley.com - Bring it.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
SherriTalley.com — One comment away from a lawsuit!
SherriTalley.com — (this one is for real) Not a miracle, but a quotable start.
SherriTalley.com — Apply directly to your desktop.
SherriTalley.com — Apply directly to your desktop.
SherriTalley.com — Apply directly to your desktop.
(like the Activon commercial)
LOL
January 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
sherritalley.com-Where the lines between reality and fantasy are constantly blurred.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
sherritalley.com-You’re just mad because the voices only talk to me.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
SherriTalley.com. Where Perez Hilton comes to play.
Or
SherriTalley.com. What chu talkin’ ’bout Willis?
Or
SherriTalley.com. I am Indian. Hear me roar.
January 14th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
LindsAy, let’s don’t play the heritage war here, or I’ll have to expose your plate-throwing episodes! And, I already have a t-shirt that says, “I’m what Willis is talkin’ about.” Oh, and is Perez Hilton the Spanish version of Paris Hilton?
January 14th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
No, lame-o. PerEZ Hilton is a gay celebrity gossip columnist.
www.perezhilton.com. It’s actually a cool site! (
January 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
And that’s NOT a Talley Tagline.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
SherriTalley.com, and that’s the truth pfffff (You know, like “Edith Ann”)
January 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Remember? Anyone?
January 14th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
(crickets chirping)
January 15th, 2008 at 7:17 am
HRB…hello? Lilly Tomlin…Laugh-in!
January 15th, 2008 at 9:07 am
sherritalley.com - For normal people who prefer being psycho anonomously.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
While I’ve enjoyed reading all of these and even laughed out loud, this is my favorite.
sherritalley.com -because sherritalleywagnerallenallentalley.com is just too damn long.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
anonymously
January 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
I get it LindsAy. Was merely commenting on the deafening silence which followed your misguided attempt at humor.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Sock it to me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ItU6tkdF2A
Directly after this appearance on Laugh In, Nixon ran into my parents and commented on what a cute baby Sherri was.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am
CT, I know this. Sher brags about it ALL THE TIME.
HRB, misguided? I don’t think I like you. RT, defend my honor!
January 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
LindsAY - Did she tell you that Nixon ordered G. Gordon Liddy to rig the Mrs. NSU elections in her favor?
January 15th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
You know I love ya LindsAy. Besides, what is RT gonna do.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
CT…she mentioned something about breaking into the LA Tech headquarters and then destroying about 8 minutes of audio tape…
I dunno…
January 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
So Sherri - Have you picked a tagline?
My favorites so far…
Sherritalley.com - You talkin’ to me? (George)
Sherritalley.com - Because other sites are just stupid! (Mel)
Sherritalley.com - Better than a load of angel dust. (LindsAY)
January 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
You are picking the tagline. I’m working on getting a poll posted here so we can all vote. In thinking about your favorites, keep in mind which one best helps identify this site and which one will make you look really rad when you wear the t-shirt!
January 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I think we all probably look rad in any t-shirt Sher!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see……………………and it will be alright!
January 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Hey, what’s up with that poll? It will only let me vote once!
January 21st, 2008 at 9:14 am
Yeah, Mel! Just like when you go vote for mayor or governor or for a presidential candidate…….they too will only let you vote once! Bastards!
May 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Hey Sherry, I know it wasn’t your show, but that was tasteless about KTBS playing the last minutes of the woman on the cellphone that drowned in the lake in the car, you guys are better than that
May 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Billy, I can’t find where we aired anything like that. I could respond if I could find the story. Do you know which newscast or which day you saw it?
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
www.sherritalley.com - ‘Cause Hazel and Jimmy said so!
www.sherritalley.com - Can you smell what Hazel and Jimmy are cookin’?
F.Y.I. Just thought I would tell ya, Mrs. Lewis gave me one of your Hazel and Jimmy shirts. It gets questions when I where it thats for sure!
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Ha…those are funny, Brandi! I’m about to get more H&J shirts of a better quality printed up. They’re a sport wicking material..great for Louisiana summers. Will get you one when they’re ready.