Strange Breed of Cats Found on Mars!
My sources tell me both of these claims are true.
Okay, they told me that, but they’re not reliable sources.
I buy tabloids for sick friends (the ones who are at home with a physical ailment). And yes, I’m a tad embarrassed to check out with them (the friends and the tabloids).
Once, I sensed a person staring at me, with his mouth open and his hands on either side of his face, was appalled that I would buy one of these publications. So, I turned to the person and said, “What? Where do you think we get the news?”
What are some of your favorite tabloid headlines?
March 20th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Anything with Bat Boy. Weekly World News always has the most entertaining front page. The rest are wannabes.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I once saw the following:
“Possessed toaster puts mark of devil on bread”
I thought, wow, times must be tough. Satan has resorted to possessing appliances.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I have a Weekly World News book that has years of articles and I’m convinced they are all true.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
“Britney is Crazy!” Whatever! Like anyone believes that. C’mon.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
“I Was A Sex Slave For Sasquatch”…..saw that one probably 20 years ago.
The ALL TIME greatest headline in the history of journalism appeared in the New York Post sometime in the early 80s….
“Headless Body In Topless Bar”
March 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
LOL!
March 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I LOVE ANYTHING that has to do with the ELEFANT MAN!!! He used to creep me out!!! Still does!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Actor, Lee Marvin, and Bob Keeshan, television’s “Captain Kangaroo,” fought together in the battle for Iwo Jima where Marvin is awarded Navy Cross.
Mr. Rogers former Marine Sniper with 105 kills and Navy Seal
March 20th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
lee marvin was shot in the butt on saipan in 1945. purple heart but no silver star. bob keeshan never made it out of boot camp before the war ended. now fred rogers….yeah sounds about right! he had that “thousand yard stare” of a trained killer.
March 21st, 2008 at 8:43 am
Remember headline when Bill was Pres - “Bill Clinton married to Alien”….or maybe that was The Times!
Gotta go - bidding on Ebay for the pretzel that looks like the baby Jesus!
March 21st, 2008 at 3:13 pm
JCHRISTIE before I even looked, I was thinking Bat Boy hands down! Low and behold, you beat me to it!!! LOL It was soo bad, I swore I went to school with Bat Boy in Texas!