Spuff: “Big is beautiful, especially if you came from the shelter, punk!”
What? You think I can’t read what you’re sayin’ here?
I go outside and all, and even though I can’t catch squat, I hear things. So what I’m heavy set? Most of the nation is. I don’t see you makin’ fun of cats without tails and stuff. And where are all the Healthwatch 3 For Felines programs?
Somehow I think all this ridicule started either when Trish came over for Christmas Eve and was shocked at my ability to block her exit with my sheer presence or that one time when I sat on Hazel and Jimmy and Child Protection was called.
Anyway, just know that CALICO now stands for Cats Are Loved Inspite (sp) of Casual Obesity.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Spuff, did you say CASUAL OBESITY? HA!! My issues with you began when you bumped into me in Sherri’s hallway, I fell over and nearly broke my neck! You didn’t even say excuse me? My back still hurts! Darn you, you fat feline!!! Darn you!!!!
May 1st, 2009 at 5:32 pm
After viewing the pics of what Spuff did to that cheerleader hand puppet that Sherri had, I don’t think I’d be talking smack to Spuff like that Trish. Just get over it Trish and face facts…Spuff is simply big and beautiful; and knows how to throw her weight around….NOW you’ll know to use caution when entering Spuff’s domain.
Cheerleader hand puppets, 6-pound Chihuahuas, intruding news anchors (haters)…there’s just not much out there that Spuff can’t handle!!
I’d like to see KTBS develop a political “Crossfire” show of it’s own featuring Spuff and Dude (Chrissi’s dog). I’m not sure who would moderate the forum; but I’m quite sure that the exchanges would be more fiery than that between James Carville and Tucker Carlson…lol!!
May 1st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Bada…you haven’t met her. Her hips wobble when she walks. Sherri’s whole house shakes! There are no earthquakes in Shreveport! That should be against the law.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I feel like I’ve entered the Twilight Zone here! I guess this is an inside post.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Trish, are you saying that YOUR hips don’t wobble when you walk???..lol!! (Sherri, you want to chime in here on this one??..lol!!)
Jallen: Yes, you’re in the Twilight Zone….globe-trotting babies, anchors with coordinating wardrobes and rhyming names (Gerry and Sherri), cats with personality and bad attitudes, and certain KTBS news anchors who “think” there’s no other entertainer greater than…*gulp*…Michael Jackson (I won’t mention any names Trish…lol!!)
May 1st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
jallen, no inside jokes whatsoever! They’re all on our blogs…we’ll catch you up! Please have the patience to jump in. I find it a very entertaining escape from severe work mania!
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Spuff is the best cat ever and the closet cat to a dog I’ve ever known so quit dissing her!