Snack Attack - Bring It On!
Someone did something very cruel and unusual to me.
Last night, I opened my freezer door to find several pints of ice cream I did not put there. With the anxiety of being a part of the decision process in the courtroom for someone’s fate, I proceded to down an entire pint of double vanilla… even went for the chocolate syrup…poured it directly into the container of ice cream, which never saw a bowl. It’s lucky it even met up with a spoon.
This is very strange behavior for me. I usually belly-up to the bar at the old Strawn’s and order a cheeseburger and fries. Hazel and Jimmy get the plate lunch.
Serve it up. The best foods to turn to in times of personal drama!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Don’t stress Sherri it’s not like you can’t afford to indulge a little. I’m sure you will work it off. And it’s not like ya don’t have a HOT BOD! But what up with the cheeseburger
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
I gain weight just watching a commercial about food. But my favorite would have to be the stuffed shrimp at C&C cafe. if you have never been there you missin out Sista, Almost everything there is Kickin.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
…bourbon…
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
cbp:) I couldn’t agree with you more.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Thanks, N-Pain. And might I add, I hope your pain goes away. If not, do what Minga does.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I try to stay away from the bourbon, but I still hear it calling me. I do, however, occasionally eat massive amount of carrot cake with italian cream icing. That usually quiets the monster inside.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Is trauma a requirement?
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Like you Sherri, I love that ice cream and thankfully, I do not gain weight.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
How about bourbon for a topping on ice cream?
Turtle, I gain weight brushing my teeth.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Sherri - what tha? Sounds like someone had the “munchies” last night? So…..what caused that?
(or can I guess)
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Oh, and by the way….Are Hazel and Jimmy in the freezer????? Can you say 555-Child Abuse???!!!!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Uh Sherri, if KTBS is going to win the fitness challenge, we need you to back away from the ice cream, sister!
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
rt-YES. Bourbon is THE BEST topping for ice cream. And cake, and cookies, and steak, and…well, you get the picture.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
why’s Hazel chewin on the frozen chicken breast tenderloins (through the sealed package) while mama scarfs (gulps in Sherri’s case) the double vanilla?
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Just so you know, my brain’s not workin’ right after a long day of hearing testimony and such. But I feel compelled to respond.
Whatup Nancy with the no weight gain trait? You alien. Go to the mothership, get the code and return with it. Do it now!
Trish, go to your room. Alone.
turtle, thanks for the “HOT BOD” comment. I’ll enjoy that while it lasts. So, regardless of how I look, will you please register that comment often? And, um…whether it’s true or not. Thank you.
G (if that’s your real name), please pay attention. That’s not Hazel eating the chicken in my freezer. That’s Jimmy. Repeat to yourself: “Jimmy is wearing the BLUE dress.”
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Hazel and Jimmy on ice while Sherri indulges hidden passion with ice cream and “Chocolate” syrup.
Stay tuned to Inside Edition for details.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I’ve worn a red dress before on special occasion, never a blue; so I can’t really relate to Jimmy’s cross dressing ways. I am happy to be enlightened though… wouldn’t want to offend the babies. Is Jimmy teething?
April 4th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Sherri come on…does your brain ever work right? If people only knew what I had to do to get you through one newscast. I should get paid double! Explaining to you the difference between the three numbers on the front of the cameras….I mean come on!
April 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Stress leads me straight to chocolate and more than my normal amount of mocha’s at Starbucks.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I don’t understand stress eating. Stress tends to suppress my appetite. I eat from hunger.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
You’re too normal, HRB.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Thanks for trying, but you know I’m nothing close to normal.
April 5th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
If stress supressed my appetite, I’d weigh 0.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
must be a chick thing
April 9th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Might be kinda late on this one but, “SWEETS ARE BAD!!” Just say NO to ALL SWEETS!!! Murfdog As Spoken!!