Primitive or Plastic?
Shreveport, LA (ST News) Plastic Deer Season is right around the corner. I found one of the seemingly easy-to-nab animals right in my own neighborhood. I snapped the picture, made some noise and all I got was that deer-in-the-headlights look.Â
The season for archery for Louisiana Area 2 begins October 1st.Â
The possession limit for plastic deer is higher than it is for the ones God made. Although the neighborhood breed is more affected by flooding (they’ve been known to float off), they reproduce at a rapid rate.  Hunters in the Broadmoor neighborhood have expressed frustration with the ineffectiveness of deer corn in luring the polymer deer to a specific spot, but seem to delight in the ease of preserving the heads of this breed for mounting.Â
An added community benefit to hunting this type of deer is that, according to the mayor, the parts you don’t skin and clean for the dinner table can be tossed into your new blue recycling bin.   Â
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July 31st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
have ya seen the fake buffalo on preston st.? with the saddle on it?
congrats on working the word “nab” into the blog. i can never seem to do that…….
July 31st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I don’t like the plastic ones…they don’t scare kids as much as the real ones when you strap ‘em to the hood of your truck.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
First I think Mayor Glover would eat half before he realized it was plastic. Second, I am impressed that you know about area 2 archery season. The best thing about plastic deer is that The Game & Fish commission use them to catch poachers and they have hilarious videos of people crawling up to them on their stomachs then stabbing them thinking they are real.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Is it legal to shoot arrows in the city limits? I seem to remember my brother having a visit from Bossier City law enforcement. This was several years ago, so the laws may be different now. I’m not up on the Area 2 Archery Season rules.
Are arrows legal to shoot in a television studio? Just wondering…
July 31st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I have absolutely nothing to say on this topic except that actress Gena Davis is a fabulous archer. (is that what you call them)
July 31st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
tommy, that buffalo on Preston is fake?
Nick C, the polymer deer, when strapped on its back to the top of an SUV, can take out a traffic light or two.
Ken, can’t stand those poachers!
cbp, Hazel and Jimmy are recovering from the same arrow wound they suffered in the vicinity of Area 2.
Mel, archeress or archeri (pl).
August 1st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I have a plastic wombat in my front yard.
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:46 am
id like to shoot an apple off Hazel and Jimmys head.