One Down

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I realize after these postings that none of you will want to ever come over to my house again.  Tracey The Exterminator just left my house with this guy in hand.  Whatever they’re paying him, it’s not enough. 

36 Responses to “One Down”

  1. LindsAY Says:

    Gross, Talley!

  2. Elmer the Fudd Says:

    Disclaimer:
    Rodents were injured and/or killed during the filming of this production.

  3. PETA Says:

    Oh, you are going down. We will be at your house to protest later.

  4. HRB Says:

    Welcome back LindsAy! How was the big easy?

  5. jj Says:

    yes lindsAy …how many lemors did you flash?…way to hang in there sherri…one down on the ground….and you didnt have to operate any heavy machineryto do it…

  6. LindsAy Says:

    I flashed this rat…look what happened.

    I SAW THREE DOG NIGHT PERFORM! IT WAS GGGRRREEEAAAT!!!!! (Oh, and I saw Les Miles and Hulk Hogan but they come in a distant 24th…)

  7. HRB Says:

    Damm, Boobs that kill.

  8. LindsAy Says:

    You’re not kiddin’!

  9. sherri Says:

    Tracey just left with a second rat. At night, I hear them crawling on the outside of my screens. This is like something out of a horror flick.

  10. Mel Says:

    So they’re not just in the garage?

  11. HT Says:

    Where is Spuff? He’s not doing his job!

  12. tommy Says:

    if ewe want i kan comeober and shoot em.

  13. jj Says:

    hey i just saw on yahoo its the chinese year of the rat…you got some karmal in your future

  14. jj Says:

    dang i ment karma…not carmel….spellin makes me hunger who wants ice cream?

  15. Win Says:

    We now all know what’s for dinner…………………… The other white meat.

  16. rt Says:

    Win, all rats are dark meat.

  17. Win Says:

    So rt, you have had rat… How was it “taste” like chicken?

  18. rt Says:

    Tasted like octopus which happens to taste like chicken.

  19. CT Says:

    http://www.sangrea.net/free-cartoons/anim_dirty-rat.jpg

  20. LindsAY Says:

    Nutria tastes like Sherri Talley cooked some rat for dinner.

  21. Colleen Spillane Says:

    Hello all..long time no talk..except for that biatch LindsAy. Anyway Sal, an often under-used resource is the La. Ag Extension! I can almost promise you they will have some recipe pamphlets that will tell you how to prepare some tasty nutrious meals with those rats and some Louisiana yams, milk and sugar! REALLY!

  22. Mel Says:

    Or she could just ask Jason!

  23. CT Says:

    All the talk about coyote urine got me thinking. I need to find a marketable use for cat urine. Spider (my cat) pees all over the place, it would be cool if I could make a few bucks off of him. Any ideas?

  24. tommy Says:

    wait till ya are walkin in da house sum dark night and see a new lil kitty in the carport and its really a 25 pound she momma raccoon.

  25. rt Says:

    CT, maybe you could promote the idea of spraying cat urine in peoples attics. Rats don’t care for cats as you know and this could be very effective in freaking out the rats.

    In the summer though it would be very hideous to go into the attic to get stuff. Plus any clothes or other stuff stored in the attic could smell like cat urine.

    If that turned out to be no big deal then maybe you could sell cat urine cologne.
    This would be sold to people who are trying to keep people AWAY from themselves.

    Come to think of it………I’ll buy the first bottle of cat urine you produce.

  26. rt Says:

    In the spirit of LindsAY and correcting my previous post, I meant the first bottle of cat urine ‘cologne.’

  27. sherri Says:

    Very useful ideas here. Thank you all. I can’t wait to implement them. The war continues. I expect to hear another trap go off tonight. There was much scurrying in the attic last night. I was worried my own coughing (sick all week) would keep me awake. Not to worry…the sound of rat toenails on the ceiling above my bed was much louder! I expect Tracey The Exterminator will have to come back over here Monday. I would love for you to meet him. I’ll take a picture of him.

  28. rt Says:

    Sher, not impressed with Tracey The Exterminator. If he’s so great why aren’t the rats gone?

    Tracey has to go in with a flamethrower or a nuke. If not fire him and get someone else.

  29. sherri Says:

    rt, for $195.00, Tracey says it takes him a month to thoroughally rid an attic of rodents. However, you might be right. I’m about to post a picture I took on New Year’s Eve of a guy who works at a local tatoo parlor. He might be able to get the job done quicker.

  30. Win Says:

    I mentioned this before, but all you really need is a lot of mothballs. Throw them around the attic spaces and rodents leave.

    My sister had a racoon with young in her attic and asked me to remove her and family. Not being that brave I threw mothballs in the attic, and not minutes later she was moving her young out and never had problems again.

    Sounds weird but it does work.

  31. Win Says:

    Enough about rats — please.

  32. LindsAy Says:

    Sher, I know! “Show” the rats your “picture”…the “Nagel”…they’ll keel over and die. Or, if not, they’ll BEG you to kill them!

  33. HRB Says:

    LindsAy, no they won’t die, they’ll adorn themselves in head bands and legwarmers and start choreographing to flashdance.

  34. LindsAY Says:

    “She’s a maniac…maniac on the flooo ooo oor!!!!!”

  35. Morning Guy Ed Says:

    After seeing that rat, I have now attended my last party ever at the Talley residence. And to think, I thought the beef and chicken skewers were actually delicious. You gotta wonder!

  36. Big M Says:

    I thought the rats in New Orleans were big. I stand corrected. That thing had to be a pet.

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