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KTBS 3 News- Fire destroys home on Witchita
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- Teachers protest lack of district support in enforcing student discipline
- Dust-up over travel continues between mayor and council
- Vitter opposes auto bailout, Landrieu deciding
- The state of weight
- Woman shot by boyfriend outside Shreveport supermarket
- Bossier sheriff activates armed robbery task force
- Thirty-year fugitive captured here
- Custody hearings begin for girls seized from Alamo complex
June 4th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
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A secret that cannot be told
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Mutually dependent on each other
VIN number
DOS Operating System
RAM Memory
June 4th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
HIV virus
New and improved
June 4th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
The honest truth
Useless Men
In close proximity
The first time ever
caught bare naked
June 4th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Hot water heater
8 a.m. in the morning
Self-medicating yourself
June 5th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Fatally shot to death
June 5th, 2008 at 8:03 am
sherri Talley Wagoner Allen Allen Talley
June 5th, 2008 at 8:30 am
HRB Herb
June 5th, 2008 at 8:40 am
An exclusive you’ll only see on 3.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Bad credit, no credit? No problem with approved credit.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:50 am
“descend down to xxxx”
“climb up”
… never hear the “kids” say “ascend up” but I kinda like the ass end up thing?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Good weed
June 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
“I COULD care less”
“RBI’s”
June 5th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
BTW- Is that Mariah Scary at that ATM? HA!
June 5th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Cheating Women…
June 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Man…harsh crowd. By the way “CT” give me a call.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
AJW, that’s the second time I’ve heard that today! Ha!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
“Many people tried to get in, but couldn’t because the building was filled to capacity.” –Another newscaster on another station
August 29th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Bullshit and Brilliance
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, t hat was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?’
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’ says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!’
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
‘Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story….
Don’t mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
I am in no way insinuating that any of you are ????…. There should be a Good Morning thread Sherri and name that tune