Newsroom Quotes

“I’ve been in a jail cell.  And I wasn’t there to do a story.”  –Jim Roberts 01-09-08

“How come everytime something’s got to be cleaned up, you gotta talk to the black girl?”  –Stephanie Samuels 01-09-08

“Like Mike Powell, I’ve over-produced.”  –Fletch, upon realizing he wrote more than he had time for in his sportscast.  12-31-07

“I can’t keep a man or a dog.”  –Sherri Talley 12-28-07

“I’m inspired not to inspire.”  –Ed Walsh 01-25-08

“Lakesha is the only person who wears a hoodie who is not an armed robber.”  –Clay Kirby 01-25-08

“Hey, Fletch!  I saw where your daughter, Tracey, turned a year old at Chimp Haven today.”  –Sparky  01-03-08

“The young guy from the Supranos…I was washing his car.”  –Jim Roberts’ dream 01-18-08

Rob Brennan:  “I hate people.”  Jim Lee:  “WE’RE people.”  Rob:  “Friends of mine aren’t people.”  01-06-08

“Ha ha ha.  Snort.”  –Sherri Talley/Days that end with ‘y’

6 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. HRB Says:

    “I can’t keep a man or a dog.”

    Because you don’t know how to house train them.

  2. CT Says:

    So who’s car was Jim Roberts washing in his dream, AJ or Christopher Moltisanti?

  3. tommy Says:

    what the hell is a KTBS? dammit, now i’ve soaked my tie with gin. Walter Cronkite 1988

  4. Jim Roberts Says:

    CT.

    Too be honest. I’ve never watched a full episode of the Sopranos. I was the young guy. And why I was washing his car. Probably because my own hasn’t been washing in weeks.
    So much for the far country that’s the unconscious.

  5. Jody Lowery Says:

    Once again, Sherri 2-quotes. Jody-nada. Hmmmm, I guess someone thinks she’s funnier than others?! :0)

  6. Sherri Says:

    “I got shafted. I’m funny all the time”
    –Jody Lowery
    02-13-08

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