Newsroom Quotes and Beyond

 “I miss y’all.  I swear, there is no one in this building that I can talk to like this and not get myself slapped and my hair pulled.”–Colleen Spillane 11-07-07

Peggy (Sher’s neighbor):  “I’m sorry to hear that you reinjured your ankle.”/Sherri:  “Thank you.”/Peggy:  “I think the Lord just wants you to sit down.” 10-31-07

“Talk is cheap.  It takes pictures to get thrown off the air.”–Jim Roberts 10-25-07

“2700 Lindholm.  Person falls out in the middle of the street.  Chuck 21 on the way.”–Anntonette Dennis 10-24-07

“Do you think I would get in trouble at work if I drew a picture of a stick figure with a gun?”–Officer Billy Mott, SPD 10-23-07

“We should have gotten video of John Georges eating dinner at George’s.”–Chris Redford 10-16-07

“There’s nothing wrong with talking to yourself as long as you don’t go, ‘WHAT?’”–Jim Roberts 10-09-07

“I have no sense of sense.”–Lindsay Holman Atkins 10-03-07

“Music soothes the savage breast.”–A deacon at Trenada’s church 08-12-07

“I guess I just became bisexual…uh, I mean ambidextrous, and I got used to it.”–Gary Hines 08-13-07

“Daddy, you don’t need to worry about my life or the things that I do.”–Jackson Bain 08-01-07

“Did you guys hear I fell out of Earthlink today?”–Tim Fletcher 07-31-07

“It’s fun to have fun.”–Sherri Allen 07-30-07

“I couldn’t get my Ironman tattoo because I had to go to the U.K.”–Suzie Talley 07-27-07

“You can never have too much medication.”–Jim Roberts 07-06-07

5 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes and Beyond”

  1. rt Says:

    “It’s fun to have fun.”–Sherri Allen 07-30-07
    I stared at this quote for five minutes. I can’t even respond.

  2. LindsAy Says:

    MY favorite quote was “At least I wasn’t named after a woman with a lamb up her fist, Sherri.”

  3. George Says:

    Driving between Opelousas and Port Barre on way to BR for LSU/LA Tech on Saturday morning and saw one of those trucks that market food and deliver to your house, but guess this was the Opelousas version of Schwann’s. Truck had the name of company on it’s doors - something like “Steven’s Quality Meat and Foods”. However, there was sign on the freezer in the pickup bed with sign “No one can beat our meat”!!

    Maybe this goes under “Best Marketing Logos”!!

  4. Randy P. Says:

    Remember when Googling your better half was akot of fun on a saturday night. Man the techonolgy realllllly Sucks….

  5. Randy P. Says:

    Another thing which sucks about Hi-Tech. With so much porn so easily gotten on the internet no one knows who is the real freaks are anymore.

    I mean in the old days they were easy to spot, they were the ones entering a movie theater wearing a raincaot while it temperature at night is approaching a balmy 99 degrees.

    Just think Al Gore is responsible for all this porn so easily at my fingertips.

    Well gotta go now some 18 year Asia Hooker wants to send me some pictures.

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