Newsroom Quotes

“I caught a glimpse of myself in the elevator mirror.  I don’t look like an overcooked biscuit.  I look like a bloated codfish wearing pants that don’t match.”  –LindsAy Atkins 04-23-08

“I want two things before I die.  I want to see the Cubbies in the World Series and I want to meet Gerry May.”  –Bill Marshall 04-23-08

“He won’t pixelate the pee pee.”  –Carline Procell 04-24-08

“HTML stands for He Told Me Lies.” –Sherri Talley 04-25-08 

“Don’t fall in the trap.  Directors are full of crap.”  –Chuck Carroll 04-18-08 

“I wish Fletch was my mom.”  –Trish Williford 04-30-08

8 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. Tom-E Says:

    So how is it a news room quote if Lindsay said it she doesn’t work there….. Or did we get an elevator at the station and everybody is hiding it from me.

  2. Sherri Says:

    Tom-E, the rules concerning Newsroom Quotes are very loose. LindsAy emailed that quote to me when I was in the newsroom.

  3. mandy Says:

    how fun is “fletch” like a mom… trish- i really missed out moving before getting to meet you!

    and all directors are full of crap–chuck?

  4. cbp Says:

    Still having trouble with the pee pee pixelation! What is it with production anyway?

  5. T-Bone Says:

    Mandy- to clarify Chuck’s statement he was talking about Sparky while trianing a new tape operator. I confronted him about that he made it clear it was just Sprinkles.

  6. mandy Says:

    ;)just checkin!!
    Anyways, I miss you, Sher!
    And, I really like your website.
    I’m glad to see you’ve nearly got everyone on board with theirs!

  7. Sherri Says:

    Miss you too, Mandy!! Please let someone at KTBS know if you ever want to come back!

  8. LindsAY Says:

    Tom-E…there is an elevator in the station. It’s near Jason’s office. I have been stuck in there since 2005, girl…that’s why I haven’t been producin’.

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