Newsroom Quotes
“Gerry has a 9-year-old stalker.” –Clay Kirby 04-11-08
“We’re TV people impersonators.” –Randy Bain to a waiter in Las Vegas 04-13-08
“I see why you never left Shreveport.” –CNN’s Taylor Fuller to Sherri, upon seeing Hazel and Jimmy 04-13-08
“They were driving in Iraq and he was hit by an I.U.D.” –Jim Roberts, explaining how a purple heart recipient got the distinction 04-14-08
“Reassurance is popular with the ladies.” –J.J. Lewis 04-19-08
“Do you think more people will watch if I wear a big clock around my neck?” –Sherri Talley 04-21-08
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I am not going to say how the terrorist camouflage the IUD’s, but most of the time they are mobile… not going to write what I just backspaced!
Sher, if the clock was a working time piece you could reduce the size of the overlay in the bottom right of my tube during programming… maybe even incorporate the current temperature and have the KTBS News logo as the watch face totally negating the need for the overlay!
Think of the savings… the endless means to turn a profit; introducing interactive clocks to the industry where sitcom actors would wear the large “bling” reserved for the highest advertising bidder… the ideas are endless! And let us not forget the public service Amber Alerts, Weather Warnings, etc.
I can imagine a world where when watching LOST I don’t miss the captions and actually get to read what Jin and Sun’s conversations are rather than being covered by some ticker telling me there is a tornado warning near Eldorado Arkansas (no offense to those in Eldorado… just keep an eye on Jin’s clock).
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
i dated a girl who had a IUD made out of a hires rootbeer bottlecap.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Hey Tommy just be glad it wasn’t made of cheese cloth! btw, I like rootbeer.
Workin again, 2000 ETA for my boyzzz. Sher, you need to loan Gerry that jacket you are wearing at the moment since it matches his tie.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Hey! I saw that chick in Vegas. I’ll say it again - loose the shades, the clock rocks, and where are the uh um uh cute babies.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Love the bling-bling. Were ya wearin the HOE MAMA PUMPS?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
That is a great picture. I think it should be your official photo for KTBS.com
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Sher, you should audition for Flava of Love.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
LindsAy’s back! LindsAy’s back!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
….you guys are proving jj’s point with your popular reassurances about sherri’s new look….
….so with that theme in mind -its good that your back LindsAy we missed you!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:36 am
There should be a link on here with news room quotes you can not write on your desk because of Boy Scout tours. You should here some of the stuff that is said before the sun comes up in the mornings….
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
Thanks, Lou.
Good to be back.
My internet has been a bit slow at home. It appears to be fixed…for now. AOL mail is a different story.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Nice to have you back, LindsAy.
T-Bone, years of risque sayings have gone unquoted. I wanted to start an underground quote network, but decided not to after our harrassment seminar.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Waking up at 3 a.m.!! some thoughts don’t go through the mind but straight through your mouth!! Be careful what you say you might pop up on KTBS Digital 3.3 cusing at your Director!! (Jody)
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Orin- I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m director friendly.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Ok if you say so. I guess I won’t be directing the weekends since you are the talent. I have to stick to all important 6 and 10 with Sherri. But then thinking it through my brain It would be great to direct anyone around, even the hard ones!!
April 26th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Oh come on Sherri it would be fun.