Newsroom Quotes

“Moonshine and pig’s feet.  Sounds like a stroke waiting to happen.”  –Stephanie Samuels 04-04-08

“I move on the average of pi.”  –Laura Seal 04-07-08

“There ain’t no job here that’s below nobody!”  –Sherri Talley 04-09-08

“Hey, what did I do?  I’m on time.  I’m all cheery.  I’m like, let’s blog!”  –Jody Lowery 04-10-08

“I’m getting high off that Sharpie.”  –Sherri Talley 04-10-08

10 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. HRB Says:

    “I move on the average of pi.” ???

    I’m having trouble figuring out what Laura was trying to say here.

  2. Sherri Says:

    She says she calculated how many times she’s moved and it came to pi. I just calculated how much time I’ve spent trying to figure out what she said. It came out to the theory of relativity.

  3. Jody Says:

    Us newsroom people are funny!

  4. HRB Says:

    So she moved 3.14 times, and you Mc^2 time trying to figure it out, which depending on the mass, is in excess of 299,792,458. You win.

  5. jchristie Says:

    I’m not.

  6. CT Says:

    I just bought a Sharpie value pack. It’s going to be a wild weekend!

  7. HRB Says:

    CT - Body painting?

  8. CT Says:

    No, I was referring to one of Sherri’s quotes: “I’m getting high off that Sharpie.” –Sherri Talley 04-10-08

  9. Sparky Says:

    Sherri is trying to cut makeup costs. She now uses Sharpies for her mascara! You should have seen her the day that she grabbed the red one instead of the black!

  10. Mel Says:

    “Moonshine and Pigs Feet”……sounds like a trip to the Wal-Martz. Went there this morning just to remind myself how much I hate it!

    Oh, but Sam’s was worse. Lady on a scooter paid for her two tons of stuff out of about 5 different accounts. Nightmare! Thank goodness I bought wine.

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