Newsroom Quotes
“There’s video of the woman on the toilet?” –Gerry May 03-12-08
Ed: “Clay, have you ever been fired in Texas?” Clay: ”No, why?” Ed: ”I need to know the unemployment there.” Clay: “Why don’t you call your mama and ask her!” 03-13-08
Trish: “What are you lookin’ at me for?” Sherri: “I don’t have anything else to do!” 03-18-08
“Is it my imagination, or do I hear sawing in the breakroom?” –Sherri Talley 03-19-08Â
“It’ll be hot enough tomorrow to melt the paint right off that cat.” –Joe Haynes on air 03-25-08
“I get on my own nerves all the time!” –Jody Lowery 03-26-08
“Just like there’s no crying in news, there are no ladies in news.” –Stephanie Samuels 03-27-08
“Man, if I fell into a grave, I think I would have a heart attack!” –Clay Kirby 03-27-08
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March 28th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Clay, what better place to have a heart attack?
March 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Sherri if all you have to do is look at Trish I feel sorry for you! All she wears is bright yellow (big bird) outfits and jackets that resemble my grandmother’s curtains!
March 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Jody if you get on your own nerves can you just imagine what you do to the rest of us? Like Steph said there are no ladies in news!
March 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Al Pierce: “ya know, when we’re gone this place is gonna suck.”
Liz Swaine: “durnit al, dont bogart that doobie.”
March 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Sorry. I know its off the subject but this is for the wombat lovers of the world.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html
March 28th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hey, Sparky, Sparkles, or Sparkette —
enough said.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Boo, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. And I sit by Trish at work.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Sherri…you need to post “Best Newsroom Stories” and the first topic should be the story about Thomas LaValley and how he got assualted by the pimp last weekend…thats classic
March 28th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
The only reason he was assaulted by a pimp is that he owed him money. Dolla Dolla Bill, Ya’ll-
March 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Concering the Fox news story about the wombat……..the stories at this site are all true also!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
March 28th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Man Claims to Speak ‘Australian’ After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
Boo, that is the BEST headline I have ever read.
I also like the “Fountain of Vermouth”, rt.
Once I called a national talk radio show that was doing a segment on Feng Shui. I told them that I had been traumatized as a child due to a wombat attack and that Feng Shui helped me cope with the horrible memories. They totally bought it. I was on the air for about five minutes. I have a tape of it somewhere packed away in a box. It’s hilarious stuff.
March 29th, 2008 at 7:08 am
CT, I am so begging you to locate that tape! I’ll find a way to post it on this site!
March 29th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Chris A., was Thomas shooting a story when this alleged assault took place?
March 30th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Sherri….I’ve put in a request for you and your desk to be moved!!!!
March 30th, 2008 at 11:31 am
That’s fine Sherri…you can have my desk and I’ll come sit in front of Trish. I’ll have her straight in no time! You just have to know how to handle those people from Alabama!
April 1st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
As long as I can’t continue to have my 2 PARKING SPACES…I’M FINE!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Sorry…I mean CAN!!!