Boo, that is the BEST headline I have ever read.

I also like the “Fountain of Vermouth”, rt.

Once I called a national talk radio show that was doing a segment on Feng Shui. I told them that I had been traumatized as a child due to a wombat attack and that Feng Shui helped me cope with the horrible memories. They totally bought it. I was on the air for about five minutes. I have a tape of it somewhere packed away in a box. It’s hilarious stuff.