Newsroom Quotes
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“What do you know…a missing person turned up alive and well.” –Clay Kirby 5/12/09
Nick Caloway: “What’s wrong with the Happy Meals?” Clay Kirby: “People weren’t happy with them.” 5/13/09
“Once you drop a scorpion in your pants, it’s over.” –Mariposa Pickle 5/16/09





May 16th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Happy Meals don’t make you happy…Smart Water doesn’t make you smart…and what, in the name of all that is good and holy, ia a “Mariposa Pickle”?
May 17th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I am a pink flamingo in fishnet stockings and heels.
I love happy meals. Just the right amount of food and I always get a toy.
May 17th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
TOPIC HIJACK !!!
its hard to believe that no one at the station commented on the florida yearbook scandal. group pic taken , girl wore dress but didnt wear panties so lines wouldnt show. now mom wants yeaqrbook recalled and new ones printed. there is a shadow in the pic that could be…….
any reference to dam building mammals will be edited !
May 17th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
This is a scandal for sure!
June 5th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Why would anyone drop a scorpion in their pants??
You would have to be quite angry with someone to do that!!