Newsroom Quotes

happy-meal.jpgscorpion.jpg“What do you know…a missing person turned up alive and well.”  –Clay Kirby 5/12/09

Nick Caloway:  “What’s wrong with the Happy Meals?”  Clay Kirby:  “People weren’t happy with them.”  5/13/09

“Once you drop a scorpion in your pants, it’s over.”  –Mariposa Pickle 5/16/09

5 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. theD1 Says:

    Happy Meals don’t make you happy…Smart Water doesn’t make you smart…and what, in the name of all that is good and holy, ia a “Mariposa Pickle”?

  2. Mariposa Pickle Says:

    I am a pink flamingo in fishnet stockings and heels.

    I love happy meals. Just the right amount of food and I always get a toy.

  3. tommy Says:

    TOPIC HIJACK !!!
    its hard to believe that no one at the station commented on the florida yearbook scandal. group pic taken , girl wore dress but didnt wear panties so lines wouldnt show. now mom wants yeaqrbook recalled and new ones printed. there is a shadow in the pic that could be…….
    any reference to dam building mammals will be edited !

  4. Mariposa Pickle Says:

    This is a scandal for sure!

  5. Mac Says:

    Why would anyone drop a scorpion in their pants??
    You would have to be quite angry with someone to do that!!

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