Newsroom Quotes

“Is this going to be an ice storm or a lice storm?”  –Tim Fletcher 01-27-09

“He aggressively and openly picked his nose.”  –Clay Kirby 01-30-09

“My posture’s bad, so I have to go home.”  –Brian Horshman, aka “Spidermonkey” 02-02-09

“If you give a guy flowers, you’re just asking for him to re-gift them and cheat on you.” –Leslie Spoon 02-12-09

“Sher, just remember you’re riding with me.  If I throw something from the float, it just might be you!”  –Ed Walsh 02-13-09

3 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. CT Says:

    These are some of the best Newsroom Quotes yet.

  2. Jay Says:

    ….i just like the name “spidermonkey”.

  3. Musing Says:

    The fourth one–so sad but so true!

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