Newsroom Quotes

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“I’m not lying to you…Trish was in a prison gang.  She killed another woman in prison just for looking at her the wrong way.”  –Ed Walsh to the new reporter 07-08-08

“I put the mo in promo.”  –Jim Christie 07-07-08

“Wouldn’t it be great if life were a musical…you just walk down the mall and start singing and everyone knows the chorus.”  –Chris Redford 07-07-08

“I’ve got to haul a$$ to vacation Bible school!”  –Randy Bain 07-09-08

“I am woman.  Hear me roar.”  –Trey Lankford 06-24-08 

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 tanning-bed.jpg“Girls’ increased exposure to ultraviolet lays…uh…rays…from the sun and from tanning beds could be partly to blame.”  –Gerry May (on air) 07-10-08

Clay Kirby:  “Did you see this?  Now they’re cutting movies from flights.”  Jim Roberts:  “Oh my God!  We’re all gonna die!”  07-10-08

“Don’t drink soy milk and read sherritalley.com before you go to bed.  You’ll have bad dreams.”  –Erin Moore 06-26-08

“Don’t forget to remind your dead relatives in the graveyard to go to the polls.”  –Jim Roberts 07-10-08
 

6 Responses to “Newsroom Quotes”

  1. Bull Says:

    You forgot
    “Look at those Saddlebags!”- Randy Bain

  2. *IT Says:

    Who could forget, “Hyper-local blogspere scenario!”-Randy Bain

  3. tommy Says:

    off the subject……did anyone notice the “rally for peach”, typo on the times website this morning?

  4. tommy Says:

    john prime is fixin it as of 2 min ago.

  5. CT Says:

    The reader comments under the peach article are hilarious…

    http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080711/NEWS01/80711006/1060/NEWS01

  6. Trish Says:

    I resemble that comment!!!!

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