Newsroom and elsewhere quotes
“That smell is coming from the chickens, (pause) we have determined.” -Ron Thoma 4/2/09
“I’m a horrible painter.” -The guy painting Sherri’s house 4/2/09
“You can’t be ‘just friends’ with a playmate. That’s just not possible.” -Nick Caloway 4/6/09
“Wow, this drug suspect has beautiful eyes.” –Sherri Talley 4/7/09
“Uh oh. Jesus in a palm tree.” –Clay Kirby 4/8/09
“His sister, Marijuana Rayfield, also testified for the defense that her brother couldn’t have been involved in the crime that morning.” –New Orleans Times-Picayune (Thanks to John Ramsey) 4/9/09
April 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I was a fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I was practically a member of Congress. Dave Barry
April 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Re: Marijuana Rayfield. My school played football against another school who had a team member named Kokaine Mothershed. Kokaine! Since he played football, there were TONS of jokes about “sacking Kokaine”.