Mee-owch!
I awoke this morning to this. Imagine my fear as I tried to remove this overweight feline from two elderly babies!
You think your life is tough?
Before the coffee had a chance to brew, I scampered to recall the CPR techniques I was taught several years ago, only to remember that they’ve been replaced with newer, more effective ways I’ve yet to learn. “Hmmm…,” I thought to myself, ” is the compression-to-breath ratio different if it’s a calico sitting on the ones you love, rather than, say, a tabby?”
And I could kick myself for leaving the class to get a drink of water when the segment on mouth-to-mouth for cardboard cutouts was being taught.
The hospital won’t release H&J’s condition or even confirm they’re patients. Have you heard how they’re doing?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Why are you blaming the calico kitty for what is obviously pour judgment on Hazel’s & Jimmy’s part! You leave the kids near an AC register and they figure it is fine to use the cat as a blanket… initially not a bad idea until the cat naps and the unbearable weight presses the 2 dimensional kiddos into… uh, 2 dimensions. Imagine they will survive?
I am thinking of posing to be a cardboard cutout resusci-“G” so you can make up for that missed portion of class. Probably just end up being thrown under the litter box as some sort of flooring protection.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Hazel: I thought I saw a Putty-Tat
Jimmy: You did, you did saw a Putty-Tat and it’s coming right for us
Hazel: Oh no were being smothered by a large Pussy-Kat
Jimmy: The pain, the pain
Alas, poor Hazel and Jimmy engulfed by a large, hairy (you know)and as their life flashes before them remember a time in their fleeting moment from their not so distant past of a similar feeling just before being pushed through a tight corridor into a rush of bright light.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Sherri needs help…haaaaaa!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Uh Sherri, I guess you haven’t heard.
You’re the lead story tonight at 5.
“Local news anchor falls asleep… and her babies fall prey to furr balls.”
By the way, we’re short on reporters and need you to front this. But we may have to let you go after that.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I have a good accidental death policy I can sell you. Looks like you might want to sign H&J up.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Where did you leave H&J so that something like this could happen? Now they’re just fur faces!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
And you wonder why Casey only stayed long enough to grab a dvd and leave! I wonder what his childhood was like. By the way Child protective services is on the way and we have a call into ABC and the Nanny!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
you cat is not fat shes just big boned
April 9th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
…besides if i know those two(hazel and jimmy)they had it comming …was probly a body-slam
April 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Hello???? Hazel and Jimmy were in the freezer just the other day!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
trish…..ever heard of a time out….coolin off ….simmer down girl
April 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
UPDATE: still non-confirmed but have heard from “sources” that they are in the Flatsville ER for Elderly Babies, filed in the second drawer from the bottom, of the furthest left, six drawer file cabinet.
For us, blows when they can’t find our med records; can you imagine actually fitting into your record and then being lost!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
great now hazel and jimmys HIPPA just got violated ,dang Flatsville poparitizze !!!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I see no problem with this picture. I don’t like cats or old babies. (Get off my @$$) However, I DO have a problem with irresponsible guardians! Sherri, how could you? I’ve never been more disappointed in a blogger in my life!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Perhaps you should send Hazel and Jimmy on a trip around the Ark-La-Tex like they do with Flat Stanley. It could get some great pictures and comments on your site!