Comments on: McCain Vows to Replace Secret Service with his own Bare Fists http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/ Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:35:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: Russ http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3461 Russ Sat, 10 May 2008 00:26:22 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3461 Chuck Norris is McCain's body odor guard! Yeah, Chuck smells so bad noone notices when McCain forgets his deodorant. Chuck Norris is McCain’s body odor guard! Yeah, Chuck smells so bad noone notices when McCain forgets his deodorant.

]]> By: Russ http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3460 Russ Sat, 10 May 2008 00:23:19 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3460 Chuck is so ugly, that when he was born and first looked in the mirror, he round housed his Mother for giving him life. Chuck is so ugly, that when he was born and first looked
in the mirror, he round housed his Mother for giving him life.

]]> By: G http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3431 G Fri, 09 May 2008 03:36:19 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3431 the heat friction release from just one of Chuck's roundhouse revolutions is enough to heat every brick oven on earth (thank goodness for his control). Cold Pocket, I think NOT! Speaking of food processing; top secret blender that Chuck developed while supposedly working for Northrop in the early 70’s 1-Fold 2-Stir 3-Mix 4-Blend 5-Combine 6-Beat 7-Cream 8-Fluff 9-Frappe 10-Whip 20-F3 (Severe tornado) 40-F4 (Devastating tornado) 60-F5 (Incredible tornado) 80-F6 (Inconceivable tornado) 100-CN Roundhouse (Atom Splitting) The blender project was ended since a nuclear implosion was necessary to keep the blender contents contained. the heat friction release from just one of Chuck’s roundhouse revolutions is enough to heat every brick oven on earth (thank goodness for his control). Cold Pocket, I think NOT! Speaking of food processing; top secret blender that Chuck developed while supposedly working for Northrop in the early 70’s
1-Fold
2-Stir
3-Mix
4-Blend
5-Combine
6-Beat
7-Cream
8-Fluff
9-Frappe
10-Whip
20-F3 (Severe tornado)
40-F4 (Devastating tornado)
60-F5 (Incredible tornado)
80-F6 (Inconceivable tornado)
100-CN Roundhouse (Atom Splitting)

The blender project was ended since a nuclear implosion was necessary to keep the blender contents contained.

]]> By: Sherri http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3426 Sherri Fri, 09 May 2008 01:21:53 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3426 Nick C, what if Chuck's Hot Pocket were done before a daring rescue? Wouldn't it then be a Cold Pocket? Nick C, what if Chuck’s Hot Pocket were done before a daring rescue? Wouldn’t it then be a Cold Pocket?

]]> By: qdog1963 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3399 qdog1963 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:56:54 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3399 Or was that Chrissi?? I lose track. Or was that Chrissi?? I lose track.

]]> By: Mr T http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3394 Mr T Thu, 08 May 2008 04:16:56 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3394 I pity the fool that thinks they want some of Chuck!!! I pity the fool that thinks they want some of Chuck!!!

]]> By: Jody http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3393 Jody Thu, 08 May 2008 04:00:42 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3393 Q-Dog- That must have been one of your other reporters! BTW... just wanted everyone to know that I have a picture of Sherri on my blog with blonde hair! It's awesome! Q-Dog- That must have been one of your other reporters!

BTW… just wanted everyone to know that I have a picture of Sherri on my blog with blonde hair! It’s awesome!

]]> By: Trish http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3391 Trish Thu, 08 May 2008 02:54:03 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3391 I wish Chuck Norris was my mom. I wish Chuck Norris was my mom.

]]> By: LOU http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3389 LOU Thu, 08 May 2008 02:03:18 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3389 a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face...? is that what happened to Hazel and Jimmy? a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face…? is that what happened to Hazel and Jimmy?

]]> By: Sherri http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3387 Sherri Thu, 08 May 2008 01:33:54 +0000 http://sherritalley.com/mccain-vows-to-replace-secret-service-with-his-own-bare-fists/#comment-3387 qdog and Jody interviewed Chuck Norris? They questioned him and yet, they're still alive? qdog and Jody interviewed Chuck Norris? They questioned him and yet, they’re still alive?

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