Life is too short…

Monkey
Here, let me get you started. Life is too short to be mean to people, rt. Life is too short to do anything you don’t want to do. Life is too short not to laugh at yourself.

20 Responses to “Life is too short…”

  1. bp Says:

    Life is too short to drink cheap beer

  2. LindsAY Says:

    Life is too short to make nasty comments about your friends and post their picture on your blog…a picture of a monkey in glasses!

    Guys, “Annonymous” told some people via email that this is MY photo!

  3. rt Says:

    Life is too short to keep friends.

  4. LindsAY Says:

    Life is too short not to have Ron as a friend and exclude EVERYONE else.

  5. rt Says:

    Hey Sher, I don’t see anything wrong with tearing down others to build ones self esteem.
    Jeez!!!!!

  6. LindsAY Says:

    Oh, that’s true, Ron.

    Carry on, Sher…carry on.

  7. LeAnn (your cousin) Says:

    Life is too short to not read sherritalley.com. Lindsay introduced me to this gem when I get to work this morning!

  8. LindsAY Says:

    Friends DO let friends drink and read Sherritalley.com!

  9. Mandy Says:

    LIFE’S TOO SHORT “NOT” TO WEAR COWBOY BOOTS WITH A FORMAL.
    WANNA SPORT MY TENNIES?
    HAHA! You’re hott Sher, it doesn’t matter if you wear gold lace ballet slippers!!! ;)

  10. rt Says:

    Cowboy boots with a formal? So many silly people and so few asteroids.

  11. LindsAy Says:

    Ron & Sher…I missed you toinght. I was stuck with “it” (otherwise known as “Mel”)…

  12. rt Says:

    Life is too short to not get together at some point tomorrow before the LSU game.

  13. rt Says:

    I’m not kidding. If the monkey doesn’t go away VERY soon I may not be able to come back! It’s the most hideous picture I’ve ever seen. Worse than anything on rotten.com.

  14. Mel Says:

    I think the picture of the pretzel person with their head up their butt is worse!

  15. rt Says:

    Where is that picture on this website you are talking about, Mel (Blondie)?

  16. David H Says:

    Unfortunatley the busy-ness of life tends to trump the actual business of life, never more so than 21st century America. But this oft-quoted theorum regarding the brevity of our existence actually dates back the late 19th century. In May 1877, The Morning Oregonian included a story with this opinion:

    “Oh I say, drawled Gerard: ‘life’s too short to be wasted talking about a woman. Let’s go and get some beer.”

    After spending the better part of my adult life as a caterer and restauranteur, I am inclined to agree with the English writer Shirley Conran, who published the book Superwoman, as she exclaims “Life is too short to stuff a mushroom”.
    (I spent some time tonight pouring through business records, and surmised that between 1984 and 2002, I stuffed no less than 194,400 of the famous fungus!)

    People seem to have got even busier since and ‘life is too short to …’ has become just ‘life’s too short’. Note the apostrophe. Perhaps now ‘life’s to short to type “is”?

    Lastly, a note to my sweet mother, though she will likely never stumble upon this blog: “Life’s too short to iron underwear!”

  17. rt Says:

    This David H guy seems rather sophisticated. Especially when he used the word ’surmised.’ I find this sort of poster rather intimidating and it’s caused me to become somewhat dyspeptic.

  18. David H Says:

    rt,
    Thanks for the props in the “sophistication” dept. I assure you that any level of intimidation on my part was entirely unintentional. However, should your gastric condition persist, you might consider adding fiber to your diet or wearing loose-fitting clothing.

  19. bp Says:

    He’s sick you know.

  20. Mel Says:

    Life’s too short to be the grammar police about emails.

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