It’s A Boy!
HRB and his adorable and brilliant wife, Kim, are having a boy. We just found out today.Â
Here’s how it went: Suzie: “So, how’s my niece?” HRB: “Your niece has a penis.” Â
Oh sure, we had plenty of girl’s names on deck, but we weren’t ready for this.  Boy’s names? Got ‘em? We really need your help!Â
June 17th, 2008 at 11:50 am
HRB Jr.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:56 am
CT..Ha! A little history here for those just tuning in…HRB is our (my, Suzie’s and CT’s brother, Danny). When he was about 5 years old, he insisted on being called Herb. He yelled it when we called him Danny, “H-R-B, Herb!” So much for winning the spelling bee.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Ashton is a cool name
June 17th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I like that, turtle. Especially since the baby’s cousin, Scott, looks more like Ashton Kutcher than Ashton Kutcher. You must know, it doesn’t matter what I like. Just like in news, it doesn’t matter what I think. Blog on.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
i like hayden, nathaniel, peyton, or jackson ( not after sonja’s jackson) i liked it before him
June 17th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
This sounds like a blog topic for my daughter. She’s got a million names. She has to. She has a million Cabbage Patch dolls, Build-a-Bears, Webkins and other dolls that she gives names to. How she remembers them all is beyond me. I think she gets a new one every time she thinks of a new name.
How about Dan?
June 17th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
dan ? come on!
June 17th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
What’s the matter with Dan? That’s Sherri’s, HRB’s, Suzie’s and CT’s dad’s name.
They could call him Little D or Danny boy.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
i know that! danny boy? reminds me too much of the song…but i like little D
June 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Jack Daniel Talley
“JD” for short
June 17th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Jack Daniels? Why not Johnny Walker, Crown Royal or Wild Turkey?
June 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
hey i like jack daniel…the name not the alcohol
June 17th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I was actually named after the song “Danny boy”. I think that naming him after a whisky is no really giving him a fighting chance. Might as well name him crack head.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
The name was from Jack & Dan Talley
Another alternative; take Kim’s initials and find a name that allows him to have the same initials as his mother.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Sherri suggested the name Sherri for my fetus if it was a boy, but I think HRB should go with something more masculine, like Sharold. Or Marlboro. Marlboro is a very masculine name.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I do like Marlboro.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Ryan….Ryan Talley
or you could use the K from Kim and then have a C name and then for short call him K.C. K.C.Talley
June 17th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
hey BTW good to see CT made it back from his vacation …how was it? couldnt have been better than stayin home and pourin concrete? did you have to fight off any beachshore wombats?
June 17th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Jay,
How about Casey for the C name. Then, instead of calling him Casey, they can call him KC for short.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Funny, Casey temporarily changed his name to KC when he was in the first grade.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:42 am
The beach was great Jay. No wombats but I did fight a Wallaby.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I like Pilot Inspektor.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names.html
June 18th, 2008 at 9:43 am
CT, those people seem like they were hepped up on the mary jane when they named their kids.
Did you win the fight with the Wallaby? Were the fisticuffs on the beach or in the hotel?
June 18th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Oh, I won. The Wallaby submitted shortly after I applied the figure four leg lock to him. Woooooooo!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Haaaaaaa…the vision! So little time and yet, so many life skills to teach our new nephew.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
That is so exciting, congrats HRB! There are three girls in my family. We were all going to be David after my grandfather of we were boys but it never happened. I like using family names somewhere, first or middle name.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
CT…glad it was a great vacation except for the unfortanate wallaby fight…hey i recently learned sherri has bug issues, so i cant show her this but you might like it… japanesebugfights.com was a big hit at the station the other night….safe money is on elephant beatles,be glad you didnt run into one of those on the beach.its not wombats and armdillas ….
Scott Talley ….then you could call him Scooter Talley
June 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
japanesebugfights.com is pretty entertaining Jay. I like the Crawfish vs. Beatle
June 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
yep thats a good one …i also enjoyed the scorpion vs.beatle on the stump surrounded by water.i sorta had in my head that prayin mantis where bad a$$ but they dont seem to have for real head to head bug fightin
as a younger brother did you know sherri had bug issues? i didnt learn this till the recent trashcan situation
June 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
…oh ya boy names
Dwight Talley
or Roy …..Roy Talley
June 18th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
trashcan situation?
June 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
she didnt tell you…?
hot sun
raw chicken
the city skippin her can
the trip to home depot for a “powder”
then the city bringin her a brand new blue trash can ,to which she vowed never to open the old one ever again
wow i cant belive she didnt tell you that story
and the best part about her boyfriend takin the can away and dumpin it ,riskin the creepy crawlys attackin him in the cab of his truck while drivin….
June 18th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
omg! haha
June 18th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
i got it
Chuck …..Chuck Norris Talley
June 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
That’s redundant, Jay, and you know it.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
your right sorry ….please roundhouse kick me in the face.
seriously have we helped in anyway with our suggestionsof baby boy names…..how bout it HRB-Kim?
June 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
How about FRD, Fred?
June 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I know you mean well, but you have been absolutely no help all.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Ha! That’s funny somehow.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I’ve read these comments twice, and I still can’t figure out how Japanese fighting bugs wiggled their way in. You people are here, because you’re, um, not all there.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
we’re kooky like that.
June 20th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Hey, they didn’t pick up my trash on Monday either.
HRB, you can also name him “9″ like George wanted to do on Seinfeld.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Terry, don’t laugh. You’ll just encourage them.