Hazel and Jimmy. Ready For Takeoff.
The good news: H&J travel light and won’t have to pay those pesky new baggage check fees. Heck, they wear the same thing every single day.  Â
The bad news: Many airlines have started raising prices on what you eat and drink in the sky. And Hazel likes a cocktail or two every couple of hours. There goes the baggage savings.
My friend who is taking them overseas said Jimmy got detained and patted down by security, is taciturn, and she’s afraid of what he might say on the plane that might get his little cardboard behind tossed out over the ocean.Â
I’m concerned that these creepy, elderly, disorderly babies could bring Switzerland out of its neutral state. Â
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July 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
“taciturn”!!!!
+10 for vocabulary usage!!
July 4th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Hazel and Jimmy in the Swiss Alps???? When was the last time Switzerland declared war?
July 4th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
1653, but it was a civil war.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Kill the babies.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Thanks, bc317. I smiled when I thought of it.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Do they get their own seat or are they in one of thos $15 bags that are checked.