Hazel and Jimmy. Ready For Takeoff.

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The good news:  H&J travel light and won’t have to pay those pesky new baggage check fees.  Heck, they wear the same thing every single day.   

The bad news:  Many airlines have started raising prices on what you eat and drink in the sky.  And Hazel likes a cocktail or two every couple of hours.  There goes the baggage savings.

My friend who is taking them overseas said Jimmy got detained and patted down by security, is taciturn, and she’s afraid of what he might say on the plane that might get his little cardboard behind tossed out over the ocean. 

I’m concerned that these creepy, elderly, disorderly babies could bring Switzerland out of its neutral state.  

  

6 Responses to “Hazel and Jimmy. Ready For Takeoff.”

  1. bc317 Says:

    “taciturn”!!!!

    +10 for vocabulary usage!!

  2. rt Says:

    Hazel and Jimmy in the Swiss Alps???? When was the last time Switzerland declared war?

  3. tommy Says:

    1653, but it was a civil war.

  4. HRB Says:

    Kill the babies.

  5. Sherri Says:

    Thanks, bc317. I smiled when I thought of it.

  6. Mel Says:

    Do they get their own seat or are they in one of thos $15 bags that are checked.

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