Hazel And Jimmy Are Smart!
(STNews - Baton Rouge) In an unprecedented ceremony, Hazel and Jimmy were graduated from the School of Unusual Sciences at Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge. Although the creepy, elderly babies wouldn’t comment on the specialty of their double major, or why the two of them received a single degree, they looked at each other and laughed very un-baby-like when asked about their greek and otherwise social life at the school known for its parties. Â
With wise expressions seemingly frozen on their faces, the twins couldn’t explain why they were seen in all of their post grad pics with the same beautiful female graduate who proudly displayed their diploma along with her own.Â
Rumor has it that the chancellor switch-over at the university has something to do with the creation of an entire curriculum designed for cardboard babies. If only more had enrolled. State officials say, “This explains the degree of difficulty, thus the need for a position that pays $450,000 a year.”
Details about the party that ensued following graduation ceremonies were not immediately available without a subpoena. Â
June 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’m so very proud of these three…..graduation and the accomplishment of goals ….very cool! Inspiration ensues, i think i will tackle a project/goal this week and complete it…then throw a party….Hazel and Jimmy your invites are in the mail!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Wow! This turned out even more creepy looking than I had imagined. Congrads to Christy for graduating. We are so proud of her.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Do you think they were eligible for the TOPS program?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Congratulations!!! Now if you can just keep them from being influenced by Gerry and his communist ways…add Wryker, Jchristie, YOU,and KTBS. Read it and learn about real patriots.
Good read for a communist like Gerry and his clan of discriminators:
Major General Smedley Butler
Smedley Darlington Butler (July 30, 1881 – June 21, 1940), nicknamed “The Fighting Quaker” and “Old Gimlet Eye”, was a Major General in the U.S. Marine Corps and, at the time of his death, the most decorated Marine in U.S. history.
During his 34 years of Marine Corps service, Butler was awarded numerous medals for heroism including the Marine Corps Brevet Medal (the highest Marine medal at its time for officers), and subsequently the Medal of Honor twice. Notably, he is one of only 19 people to be twice awarded the Medal of Honor, and one of only three to be awarded a Marine Corps Brevet Medal and a Medal of Honor, and the only person to be awarded a Marine Corps Brevet Medal and a Medal of Honor for two different actions.
In addition to his military career, Smedley Butler was noted for his outspoken anti-interventionist views, and his book War is a Racket. His book was one of the first works describing the workings of the military-industrial complex and after retiring from service, he became a popular speaker at meetings organized by veterans, pacifists and church groups in the 1930s.
In 1934, he informed the United States Congress that a group of wealthy industrialists had plotted a military coup known as the Business Plot to overthrow the government.
Read “War Is A Racket” here!
http://www.iamthewitness.com/books/Smedley.Darlington.Butler/War.Is.A.Racket.htm
June 10th, 2008 at 12:39 am
I’m totally for short-listing the elderly babies for the position of Caddo Parish School Superintendent. Two tiny heads have to be better than the one guy connected with the University of Phoenix. How hinky is that?
June 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I know. Is the University of Phoenix a real school?