Guns Don’t Kill People. Zombies Kill People.
I never gave zombies much thought until a few months ago, when I discovered The Boyfriend’s interest in them.  He denies being a fan of them, “It’s not that I like zombies, it’s just that I’m aware of them.”Â
While clicking on it won’t contaminate you with the zombie virus, the web page to The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks is scary. I’m certain that if you leave the sound on this page up too long you’ll invite a zombie or two into the room.
And then what?Â
Zombies don’t stop trying to come after you to eat your brains. Ever. Â
July 24th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
That was disappointing, not a single picture of a zombie, I wonder why.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Dang, Ken, you’re right!
Here you go. Here’s one.
http://www.ktbs.com/layouts/Jody-Lowery
July 24th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
….as a person aware of zombies, ive taken alot of ridicule from non-aware people.
remember its not the somuch gettin your brain eaten its the gettin infected by the zombie virus that is the thing to avoid.
saw night of the living dead too young i guess.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
SHERRI TALLEY!!! you posted a picture of JODY! i am tellin’ lol
July 24th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Thanks Sherri, that made me laugh I needed that today.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Boyfriend, don’t you just have to shoot them in the head if you see them? Or beat their head in with a cricket stick like Shawn of the Dead.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
The only zombies are like are the ones dancing in the “Thriller” video.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I recommend World War Z : An Oral History of the Zombie War (also by Max Brooks) to your zombie-aware boyfriend. JT and I have a survival plan for when they attack. It’s important stuff.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
…sure Ken the tramua to the head of a zombie will stop him , but the big point is to avoid any combat with zombies.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
molly you and Jt are wise beyond your years.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Kimmy, since you’re the safety engineer for this site, I have to ask you what I should do to protect myself when Jody finds out I posted her picture when referring to a zombie.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:25 am
well, Jody hits like a girl, so I think you can take her. But if she still has that plunger on her desk watch out!
July 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Forget the plunger. Jody has a pink baseball bat and if memory serves, she used to play softball in high school. I don’t know if she was any good, tho.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:09 am
oh yeah! i forgot about that! But I think sherri knows how to duck…isn’t it a small baseball bat ? jchristie: if memory serves? can’t you just stand up and look at jody’s desk or would that be considered stalking?
July 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I was referring to her being a softball player in high school. I know she has a bat.