Gimme an m. Gimme an e. Gimme an OW!

17 Responses to “Gimme an m. Gimme an e. Gimme an OW!”

  1. Bob Pearce Says:

    In some communities, calicoes are outlawed for this very reason. You can’t trust them, one minute they’re curled up in your lap, the next, they’re shredding your face with their razor sharp claws.
    Some will say it’s the owners fault, but I believe they were bred for this kind of violence.

    BEWARE THE EVIL CALICOES!

  2. Sherri Says:

    Yes, exactly, Bob! And in this case, they kind of put a damper on team spirit.

  3. tommy Says:

    i once had a cat named maurice. (all male cats should be given french names) he was a curious mix of maine coon cat and florida key cat. (also known as a hemingway cat) maurice had 9 toes on each paw. i mean it looked like he was wearing furry snow shoes. thankfully he was a laid back kind of guy. 9 toes, each with a claw, could have done plenty of damage if he had been aggresive.

  4. Mel Says:

    I think Spuff wants to date her!

  5. Sherri Says:

    OMG, Mel! Spuff? I have to call ‘no homo’ on that.

  6. bada bing Says:

    This looks almost as brutal as the tiger attack in the Sigfreid and Roy show out in Vegas.

    Also, is there any truth that Hazel & Jimmy will be taking over Sigfreid & Roy’s act when their contract is up with the Mirage Hotel & Casino; and that the white tigers will be replaced by Spuff?? Just wondering!!

  7. Sherri Says:

    That’s funny, bada bing. To me, anyway.

  8. CT Says:

    Seems you have an awful lot of puppets around the house. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  9. Molly Says:

    I’m with CT. You’ve got a lot of puppets around. I like that about you. :)

  10. Elizabeth Says:

    I just noticed Hazel and Jimmy are on Facebook..gotta go do a friend request!!

  11. skeptic Says:

    Damn, I read “gimme an M, gimme an E” and naturally assumed this was going to be a post about Jody’s internal monologue.

  12. Colleen Spillane Says:

    ouch!

  13. Trish Says:

    H & J would NOT be pleased by this.

  14. Jay Says:

    ….for some reason this is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time….reminds me of the old cartoon ….is it rabbit or duck season….is it cheerleader season or calicoe season?

  15. theD1 Says:

    Once again STDC takes an awkward, perhaps even unsettling turn…this time toward the violent. Would Hazel and Jimmy approve of this sort of behavior? Having oft plodded through this site, perhaps in search of some specific and rigid set of messages, I have come to this conclusion: sherritalleydotcom is an entirely disorganized mass of nebulus ideas which hardly have any connection to one another…and of course, THIS IS WHY WE LOVE IT! Our common reprive from all that is banal and formal and constant. Once, the AntiBlog, I now find myself drawn to this perplexing array of randomness, with trepid anxiety for whatever is around the next turn, in hopes that I might distill yet another droplet of web-based euphoric bliss.

  16. Sherri Says:

    Rock on, theD1.

  17. theD1 Says:

    Thought you’d like that…
    I’m practicing for a post on the T.H.PoMo. How’d I do?

    2:04 AM! Good Lord! I hope H&J weren’t up at that hour!

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