Fill-In-The-Blank News
HELENA, Mont. (AP) — Two Montana campgrounds near Yellowstone
National Park are closed after a ( ) attacked a camper sleeping
inside a ( ) early Thursday.
The camper has bite and claw marks on his ( ) from protecting
himself. He’s been hospitalized. ( ) is the presumed
suspect. The Forest Service the campgrounds will remain closed
until the ( ) is found “or the immediate concern subsides.”
July 18th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
This reminds me of Mad Libs.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
HELENA, Mont. (AP) — Two Montana campgrounds near Yellowstone National Park are closed after a (republican)attacked a democratic camper sleeping inside a (blanket of self entitlement) early Thursday.
The camper has bite and claw marks on his (rose colored glasses) from protecting himself. He’s been hospitalized. (an employed white male) is the presumed suspect. The Forest Service said the campgrounds will remain closed until the (productive citizen) is found “or the immediate concern subsides.”
July 18th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Ha! Tommy, I actually posted this with you in mind and voila! Thanks for the laugh.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
HELENA, Mont. (AP) — Two Montana campgrounds near Yellowstone National Park are closed after a (jilted bride)attacked a (male) camper sleeping inside a (Smurf’s sleeping bag) early Thursday.
The camper has bite and claw marks on his (ring finger) from protecting himself. He’s been hospitalized. (The woman’s mother) is the presumed suspect. The Forest Service said the campgrounds will remain closed until the (the crazed woman from hell) is found “or the immediate concern subsides.”
July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
HELENA, Mont. (AP) — Two Montana campgrounds near Yellowstone
National Park are closed after a (Disgruntled Technical Director) attacked a camper sleeping
inside a (Tent?) early Thursday.
The camper has bite and claw marks on his (Medulla Oblongata) from protecting
himself. He’s been hospitalized. (Sprinkles) is the presumed
suspect. The Forest Service the campgrounds will remain closed
until the (AkaAkaSparkles) is found “or the immediate concern subsides.”
July 19th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Nick C, I know your version of this story to be the absolute truth. Thank you for your courageous report.
Mel, really. Did your version really happen, or are we making some things up here? You know, Mel, it seems as if you’re ignoring the facts for the sake of a good story. If you’re going to make stuff up that isn’t true, maybe you should go to one of those humor sites or a blog with a news person who has less journalistic integrity. I’m just sayin’. Fill-in-the-blank News has standards you know.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Uh, like the other stories on this topic are not made up?
July 19th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No, they actually happened. I have reason to believe yours was made up. You should be getting a knock on your door in just a few minutes.
July 19th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Just gonna fill in blanks because I’m too lazy
(1)wildabeast
(2)scoobydoo pop up tent
(3)fatlips
(4)Anastsia Beaverhousin
(5)wildabeast
November 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
New (fill in the blank) …. (political) ….
Found this on another forum; it was too good to not share.
The blank and the other-blank ….
This one is a little different…Two Different Versions! Two Different
Morals!
OLD VERSION:
The blank works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The other-blank thinks the other blank is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away. Come winter, the blank is warm and well fed.
The other blank has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The blank works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The other-blank thinks the blank is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering other-blank calls a press conference and
demands to know why the blank should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering other-blank next to a video of the blank in his comfortable
home with a table filled with food. America ’s stunned by the sharp
contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
other-blank is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the other-blank, and everybody
cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the blank’s house where
the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’ Jesse
then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the other’s blank
sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the other-blank, and both call
for an immediate tax hike on the blank to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-other-blank Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The blank is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home
is confiscated by the government.
Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the other-blank in a
defamation suit against the blank, and the case is tried before a panel
of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of
single-parent welfare recipients.
The blank loses the case.
The story ends as we see the other-blank finishing up the last bits of
the blank’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens
to be the blank’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t
maintain it.
The blank has disappeared in the snow.
The other-blank is found dead in a drug related incident and the
house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize
the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008 ….
actually take time to smell the roses and see where you are going , see where you are now , where you come from and where your Life’s journey will take you …. JW