“Did I ever tell you guys about how, when I first moved down here, I went through a drive-thru, and they were like, “Why are you talking all fancy?” –Eric Carlton, former Wyoming resident 3/3/10
“I don’t eat sweets. They mess with me glycemically.” –Sherri Talley 3/2/10
“I’m not used to being really sad on air. I’m used to being pleasant and stuff.” –Crime Team Meteorologist Marcy Novak
Sharon Fullilove: “I hate MOSs.” Corrie Cross: “They’re Satan’s gift to news.” 2/19/10
“I’m not big on text messages. Let’s sit here and talk about it.” –Gary Hines 2/23/10
“It’s nice to have quarters.” –Lauren Ostendorff 2/25/10
“I’m actually just creating a little world for Rick Rowe.” –Randy Bain 2/25/10
“What is it with bald guys…they’re the best speakers.” –Corrie Cross 3/1/10
“I can Skype it so simple it’ll be scary.” –Randy Bain 2/3/10
“Did Randy just meow?” –Erin Moore 2/4/10
“We sure can’t have a country boy from Greenwood crying in the canteen.” –Sparky 2/5/10
Sherri Talley: “Ed, what are you giving up for Lent?” Ed Walsh: “I’ve decided to stop being nice to people.” Clay Kirby: “When did you start?” 2/15/10
“Your scripts are about to be all jacked up.” –Corrie Cross 2/16/10
“My heatin’ unit…it keeps cutting off every time my wife turns on her vibrator.” –Caller on air 1/8/2010
“I’ll bet you dream in html.” –Sherri Talley to a computer technician 1/15/10
“I’m old. I know who Harvey Korman is, so you just be quiet!” –Michael Moore 1/15/10
“This storm doesn’t care.” –Meteorologist Joe Haynes on air 1/21/10
“How did two chocolate donuts survive the day in the newsroom?” –Gerry May 1/21/10
Caller: “Charles Gibson stated that yellow was never supposed to be used without the green. Y’all have already proven light blue is innocent. You made an accusation against the yellow. I even called the police about this. Speak to Charles Gibson about that please.” Sherri: “Yes, ma’am. I’ll call him right away.”
“If my face shows up on TMZ as the KTBS Christmas Decoration Thief, I am ready to take a polygraph test to clear my name.” -Joe Haynes
“Are there cameras in the studio?” - Leslie Spoon
On air - Joe Haynes: “You may see a few flakes in the air…not crazy people, but snow.” Sherri Talley: “Well, let’s hope they stay outside.”
“I wish my desk was in the basement, in the dark, behind a locked door.” –Clay Kirby 12/4/09
“I just want to shake the hands of the couple that snuck into the White House.” –Chris Redford 12/4/09
“I’m kind of a meta tag freak.” –Sherri Talley 12/14/09
Corrie Cross: “Don’t you love it when you grab your boyfriend’s belt instead of your own?” Clay Kirby: “What was your boyfriend’s belt doing at your house?” Corrie Cross: “We were praying.” 11/16/09
On air - Fletch: “Looks like a beautiful night.” Sherri: “Yeah, get ready for a cold one.” Fletch: “Sounds good to me.” 11/16/09
“Mark Natale is a walking vat of knowledge about Bossier City.” –Sherri Talley 11/18/09
On air - “Marcy Novak joins us now from the gravesite. Uh, that would be the newsroom.” –Sherri Talley 11/19/09
“I’ve never smoked a cigarette, but I did smoke a cigar on the porch of a mansion on Laguna Beach.” –Sherri Talley 11/4/09
“It’s cool to use a foot pedal.” –Leslie Spoon 11/10/09
Clay Kirby: “Man, Chuck Norris is sure looking old!” Jim Christie: “He can still kick your a$$.” 11/11/09
“You’re like Sherri. You have to explain your jokes.” -Trish Williford 11/13/09
“I’m tired after running around with the cows.” -Gerry May 11/13/09
Sherri Talley: “Sheriff, should I call you back after lunch?” DeSoto Parish Sheriff Rodney Arbuckle: “No. Fat boys can talk and eat at the same time.” 9/29/09
Sherri Talley: “This is National Friendship Day, isn’t it?” Ed Walsh: “I hate you.” 10/1/09
“You know, not having Clay here is like going to New York with no Statue of Liberty.” -Randy Bain 10/5/09
“I fell in the Robinson Film Center.” –Marcy Novak 10/22/09
“Can we mention somewhere in our newscasts that Edge won the Royal Rumble last night, earning a Wrestlemania main event title match?” –Ecstatic Fan Johnny Moore 2/1/10
