“If you were a good wife, you’d at least Magic Marker my hair in.” -Randy Bain 9/17/09
“Y’all need any makeup tips or anything?” -Randy Bain 9/17/09
“Feel free to send me home. Please.” -Corrie Cross 9/25/09
“Why is there hay in the men’s room?” -Clay Kirby 9/28/09
“I’m becoming downright useful.” - Randy Bain 9/11/09
“It’s a story of soldiers who are recovering IUDs.” -Anonymous by request 9/15/09
“I’m on a magazine cover with Marla Maples.” - Joe Haynes 9/15/09
Sherri: “What’s going on with the solar system, Sid?” Celestial Sid: “Oh, still circling around the sun.” 9/16/09
Corrie Cross: “Good Lord, Trey!” Clay Kirby: “You can just call him Trey.” 8/24/09
Casey Allen to his mom: “So, at your age, you might see 2050. Or, you might not.” 9/1/09
“I’m a lyrical gangster.” -Tim Fletcher 9/9/09
“What!? Billy Mays was on cocaine?! Are they sure it wasn’t OxiClean?” –Erin Moore 8/7/09
“Life is too short to go to meetings.” –Sherri Talley 8/17/09
Nick Caloway: “Would it be inappropriate to take a cougar on a date in the break room?” Clay Kirby: “Not as long as you keep her on a leash.” 8/19/09
Sherri Talley: “How do you spell whiskey?” Sharon Fullilove: “Just look at the bottle on your desk.” 7/17/09
“What kind of a halfway house doesn’t have any women?” –Nick Caloway 7/21/09
“There will be no smiling, no laughing and no eating!” –Trey Lankford 7/30/09
“Little tape fairies are going to fly down from Heaven and edit your tape for you!” –Corrie Cross 7/31/09
“Everytime I see Sotomayor out of the corner of my eye, I see that red jacket and black hair and I think it’s Michael Jackson.” –Clay Kirby 7/14/09
“Once your eye ball is deflated, there’s no goin’ back.” –Casey Habich 7/16/09
Ed Walsh: “Anyone here ever had gout?” Clay Kirby: ”Is that the stuff in between tiles?” 7/16/09
“Crime Team Meteorologist Marcy Novak.” –Casey Habich 7/16/09
Clay Kirby: “She’s a homeowner now.” Sherri Talley: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” 7/8/09
“I had to take a rain dancing class in college.” –Meteorologist Marcy Novak 7/9/09
“Do I need to come down there and box your ears?” –Rex Allison 7/10/09
“I’m sorry. I don’t participate in Ugly Shirt Friday.” –Gerry May 6/26/09
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Shouldn’t I get a bereavement day for Michael Jackson’s death?” –Trish Williford 6/29/09
“I’m not touching the Bain 9000! It’s a monsterous piece of equipment!” –Comcast Cable Tech Glenn Stuart 6/29/09
“Vehicles do run out of gas, and we do not think they (the cops) will allow him to stop and refuel.” –Shepherd Smith, anchoring a high speed chase 6/29/09
“I had a very interesting dream about Shepherd Smith.” –Corrie Cross 6/29/09
“Attention everyone: The water in the building will be cut off in about 10 minutes, so please go.” –Station page by Nakellea Parker 6/8/09
“I don’t want to see the queen bent over working in her garden.” –Gerry May (on air) 6/17/09
Jim Christie: “Where is T-Ray?” Michael Moore: “Couldn’t tell ya. Wait, who is T-Ray?” 6/19/09
“I drove the live truck when I was 9 months pregnant.” –Sherri Talley 6/19/09
