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Newsroom Quotes

Monday, September 28th, 2009

notebook.jpg“If you were a good wife, you’d at least Magic Marker my hair in.” -Randy Bain 9/17/09

“Y’all need any makeup tips or anything?” -Randy Bain 9/17/09

“Feel free to send me home.  Please.” -Corrie Cross 9/25/09

“Why is there hay in the men’s room?” -Clay Kirby 9/28/09

Newsroom Quotes

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

“I’m becoming downright useful.” - Randy Bain 9/11/09

“It’s a story of soldiers who are recovering IUDs.” -Anonymous by request 9/15/09

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“I’m on a magazine cover with Marla Maples.” - Joe Haynes 9/15/09

Sherri: “What’s going on with the solar system, Sid?”  Celestial Sid: “Oh, still circling around the sun.” 9/16/09

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Newsroom Quotes

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

p1000769-1.JPGCorrie Cross:  “Good Lord, Trey!”  Clay Kirby:  “You can just call him Trey.” 8/24/09

Casey Allen to his mom:  “So, at your age, you might see 2050.  Or, you might not.” 9/1/09

“I’m a lyrical gangster.” -Tim Fletcher 9/9/09

Newsroom Quotes

Friday, August 21st, 2009

newsroom.gif“What!? Billy Mays was on cocaine?! Are they sure it wasn’t OxiClean?”  –Erin Moore 8/7/09

“Life is too short to go to meetings.”  –Sherri Talley 8/17/09

Nick Caloway: “Would it be inappropriate to take a cougar on a date in the break room?”  Clay Kirby:  “Not as long as you keep her on a leash.”  8/19/09

Newsroom Quotes

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

“Do you have an app for my 9:00 hour-long show?” –Corrie Cross 7/31/09

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“Council members, you can poo poo and boo boo all you want…” –Shreveport Mayor Cedric Glover 7/28/09

“If I don’t watch my figure, nobody else will.”  –Nick Caloway 8/3/09

Newsroom Quotes

Friday, July 31st, 2009

newsroom1.jpgSherri Talley:  “How do you spell whiskey?”  Sharon Fullilove:  “Just look at the bottle on your desk.” 7/17/09

“What kind of a halfway house doesn’t have any women?”  –Nick Caloway 7/21/09

“There will be no smiling, no laughing and no eating!” –Trey Lankford 7/30/09

“Little tape fairies are going to fly down from Heaven and edit your tape for you!”  –Corrie Cross 7/31/09

Newsroom Quotes

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

sotomayor.jpg“Everytime I see Sotomayor out of the corner of my eye, I see that red jacket and black hair and I think it’s Michael Jackson.”  –Clay Kirby 7/14/09

“Once your eye ball is deflated, there’s no goin’ back.” –Casey Habich 7/16/09

Ed Walsh: “Anyone here ever had gout?”  Clay Kirby: ”Is that the stuff in between tiles?” 7/16/09

“Crime Team Meteorologist Marcy Novak.” –Casey Habich 7/16/09

Newsroom Quotes

Friday, July 10th, 2009

notebook.jpgClay Kirby: “She’s a homeowner now.”  Sherri Talley: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” 7/8/09

“I had to take a rain dancing class in college.”  –Meteorologist Marcy Novak 7/9/09

“Do I need to come down there and box your ears?” –Rex Allison 7/10/09

Newsroom Quotes

Monday, June 29th, 2009

uglyshirtfriday2.jpg“I’m sorry.  I don’t participate in Ugly Shirt Friday.”  –Gerry May 6/26/09

bain9000.jpgShouldn’t I get a bereavement day for Michael Jackson’s death?”  –Trish Williford 6/29/09

“I’m not touching the Bain 9000!  It’s a monsterous piece of equipment!”  –Comcast Cable Tech Glenn Stuart 6/29/09

 

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“Vehicles do run out of gas, and we do not think they (the cops) will allow him to stop and refuel.”  –Shepherd Smith, anchoring a high speed chase 6/29/09

“I had a very interesting dream about Shepherd Smith.” –Corrie Cross 6/29/09

Newsroom Quotes

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

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“Attention everyone:  The water in the building will be cut off in about 10 minutes, so please go.”  –Station page by Nakellea Parker 6/8/09

“I don’t want to see the queen bent over working in her garden.”  –Gerry May (on air) 6/17/09

Jim Christie:  “Where is T-Ray?”  Michael Moore:  “Couldn’t tell ya.   Wait, who is T-Ray?” 6/19/09

“I drove the live truck when I was 9 months pregnant.”  –Sherri Talley 6/19/09