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Newsroom Quotes

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

vampire_666.jpg“I have to take a day off just to clean out my email.” –Clay Kirby

“We need a margarita machine in each edit bay.” –Trey Lankford

“Sherri, whose blood are you drinking today?”  –Ed Walsh

Newsroom Quotes

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

keys-fridge.jpg“Who are those flowers from, Trish…what’s his wife’s name?” –Ed Walsh 5/27/10

“There’s a set of car keys in the refrigerator.”  –Casey Ferrand 6/5/10

“He’s a singer.  Jimmy Buffet is a singer.”  –Sonja Bailes to caller 6/9/10

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Friday, May 14th, 2010

sanchez_rick.jpg“Up next, ad lib a tease.” –Rick Sanchez, CNN 5/4/10

“If you’re doing nothing, are you doing something?” –Trey Lankford 5/11/10

“Lost whale?  Did they interview that whale and ask him if he thinks he’s lost?  He might know exactly where he is.” –Rod White 5/12/10

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Thursday, April 29th, 2010

bull-1.jpg“I want to be waterboarded.” –Corrie Cross 4/27/10

“I did do a lot for Telemundo.  That’s my claim to fame.” –Trey Lankford 4/29/10

“There’s a loose bull in Bossier.”  –Clay Kirby 4/29/10

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Friday, April 9th, 2010

“Once you go salvinia, you don’t go back.” –Trey Lankford 4/7/10

“I hate birds so much.” –Marcy Novak 4/9/10

sonja-desk.jpgStation memo: “Since we will have guests in the building, please make sure your area is neat.”  Sonja Bailes: “Haha!  I should have gotten that memo a month ago!” 4/9/10

Trish Williford:  “Why don’t you run for mayor?”  Sherri Talley:  “I don’t want my past dug up.” 4/8/10

maltese.jpgNews copy: “…is charged with placing Molotov cocktails in mailboxes.”  Marcy Novak:  “Who places dogs in mailboxes?  That’s just cruel!” 4/9/10

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Thursday, April 1st, 2010

notebook.jpgSherri:  “Did I just hear on the scanners that the suspect is wearing a Santa Claus uniform?”  Trey: “Camoflauge uniform.” 3/29/10

“I pray to God that if something ever happens to me, they don’t say, ‘it might be a woman, but we’re not sure.’” –Corrie Cross 3/30/10

“She’s two fries short of a Happy Meal.” –Scanner traffic 4/1/10

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

natale.jpg“A much better forecast for next week…that is, unless you’re a snow liker or lover.”  –Meteorologist Joe Haynes 3/23/10

“You know it’s a dark day in history when they start taxing tanning beds.” –Chris Redford 3/25/10

“Think I got sun stroke.  Forgot to put sunscreen on my bald head.”  –Bossier PIO Mark Natale 3/26/10

“I have grown comfortable with my follicle deficiency.”  –Mark Natale 3/26/10

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Friday, March 19th, 2010

scanners.jpg“This guy totally called me complaining about the price of prostitutes.” –Chris Redford 3/19/10

“Any more of that - and I’m going to start singing Kumbaya.” –Scanner traffic 3/19/10

“I just conducted a mini Dr. Phil show at the counter of the AM-PM convenience store.” –Sherri Talley 3/18/10

Newsroom Quotes

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

newsroom.gif“Google is actually spidering me to take on MySpace based on my social media strategy.”  Randy Bain 3/17/10

“I’m sorry…we don’t have any religious reporters here…uh…I mean religion reporters.” –Sonja Bailes on the phone 3/18/10

“I’m a big fan of my press pass.” –Marcy Novak 3/18/10 

Newsroom Quotes

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

nick.jpg“I saw every single movie that was up for nomination for best costume design.”  –Jim Christie 3/8/10

“I like my Palm Pre, but I’m sort of having app envy.” –Sherri Talley 3/12/10

“I did Nick’s makeup.” –Sherri Talley 3/15/10