You may or may not know that I have an obsession with quotes.  I love them.  I want to marry them. 

I ran across this cool site with nothing but quotes.  It’s call Blogtations.  They’ve taken a liking to some of our quotes on this site.   While they may not want to marry us, one of our quotes is featured today!  And you know what that means…it’s eligible to win a Blogtations Award!  If you share in my quote geekiness, then you know how excited this makes me. 

Anyway, I would never ask you to vote for any one quote in particular (pay no attention to the banner above this sentence).  So, just head over there and enjoy.  And if you’re new to this site and would just as soon quote someone as look at them, check out our Newsroom Quotes and Friend Quotes. 

“I’m not lying to you…Trish was in a prison gang.  She killed another woman in prison just for looking at her the wrong way.”  –Ed Walsh to the new reporter 07-08-08

“I put the mo in promo.”  –Jim Christie 07-07-08

“Wouldn’t it be great if life were a musical…you just walk down the mall and start singing and everyone knows the chorus.”  –Chris Redford 07-07-08

“I’ve got to haul a$$ to vacation Bible school!”  –Randy Bain 07-09-08

“I am woman.  Hear me roar.”  –Trey Lankford 06-24-08 

 “Girls’ increased exposure to ultraviolet lays…uh…rays…from the sun and from tanning beds could be partly to blame.”  –Gerry May (on air) 07-10-08

Clay Kirby:  “Did you see this?  Now they’re cutting movies from flights.”  Jim Roberts:  “Oh my God!  We’re all gonna die!”  07-10-08

“Don’t drink soy milk and read sherritalley.com before you go to bed.  You’ll have bad dreams.”  –Erin Moore 06-26-08

“Don’t forget to remind your dead relatives in the graveyard to go to the polls.”  –Jim Roberts 07-10-08
 

“It’s hot around my neck.  It’s like a fur collar.”  –Jody Lowery, talking about her hair 06-18-08 

“What are y’all newsing today?”  –Viewer to KTBS news team in Magnolia, AR  06-04-08

“It’s going to be hot from here to eternity.”  –Meteorologist Joe Haynes, on air  06-04-08

“Isn’t it time for a new quote?”  –Jim Christie  06-18-09

“That person needs to be dealt with in a very cruel and unusual way.”  –Brad Pollitt 04-15-08

Clay Kirby:  “Oh, so we’re going to lower the bar?”  Jody Lowery:  “Yes, it’s a holiday.”  05-26-08

“We have a lot of kids and animals that roam the neighborhood.” –Joe Haynes, on air 05-26-08

“My photographer smells like barbeque.”  –Sherri Talley 05-30-08

“I can’t have a president with false teeth!”  –Trish Williford 06-02-08

“I almost ran into a nun.  Is that an immediate ticket to Hell?”  –Ron Thoma 05-10-08

“Everyday is Mardi Gras in my world.”  –Trish Williford 05-13-08

“You could bring a dead fish in here and we’ll encode it.”  –Randy Bain 05-16-08

“You’d think you could get a decent picture of an armadillo having sex without porn sites popping up.”  –J.J. Lewis 05-11-08

“Did you have to pay your friends to buy your lunch?”  –Clay Kirby 05-16-08

“Everyone else around here thinks they’re a meteorologist.  Why can’t I be one?” –Sparky 05-02-08

“I need you to think about why I’m weird and get back to me on that.”  –Jody Lowery 05-02-08 

“I’d rather grate my tongue on a cheese grater than go to any social event!”  –Ron Thoma 05-03-08

Caller:  “You know what the J.D. in my name stands for, Shelly?”  Sherri:  “What?”  Caller:  “Just the Devil” –05-06-08

“Isn’t Shannon Royster about due?  What’s the gestation period for a Channel 12 anchor?”  –Sherri Talley 05-07-08

“I caught a glimpse of myself in the elevator mirror.  I don’t look like an overcooked biscuit.  I look like a bloated codfish wearing pants that don’t match.”  –LindsAy Atkins 04-23-08

“I want two things before I die.  I want to see the Cubbies in the World Series and I want to meet Gerry May.”  –Bill Marshall 04-23-08

“He won’t pixelate the pee pee.”  –Carline Procell 04-24-08

“HTML stands for He Told Me Lies.” –Sherri Talley 04-25-08 

“Don’t fall in the trap.  Directors are full of crap.”  –Chuck Carroll 04-18-08 

“I wish Fletch was my mom.”  –Trish Williford 04-30-08

“Gerry has a 9-year-old stalker.” –Clay Kirby 04-11-08

“We’re TV people impersonators.”  –Randy Bain to a waiter in Las Vegas 04-13-08

“I see why you never left Shreveport.”  –CNN’s Taylor Fuller to Sherri, upon seeing Hazel and Jimmy 04-13-08

“They were driving in Iraq and he was hit by an I.U.D.”  –Jim Roberts, explaining how a purple heart recipient got the distinction  04-14-08

“Reassurance is popular with the ladies.”  –J.J. Lewis 04-19-08

“Do you think more people will watch if I wear a big clock around my neck?”  –Sherri Talley 04-21-08

“Moonshine and pig’s feet.  Sounds like a stroke waiting to happen.”  –Stephanie Samuels 04-04-08

“I move on the average of pi.”  –Laura Seal 04-07-08

“There ain’t no job here that’s below nobody!”  –Sherri Talley 04-09-08

“Hey, what did I do?  I’m on time.  I’m all cheery.  I’m like, let’s blog!”  –Jody Lowery 04-10-08

“I’m getting high off that Sharpie.”  –Sherri Talley 04-10-08

“Trish, we’re going to be kind of tight, so skip every other word.”  –Clay Kirby 04-01-08

“Were any of these kids children?”  –Randy Bain 04-02-08

“My neighbor thinks my name is Wayne.”  –Steve Anderson 04-02-08

“When you have a body like mine, who needs a head?”  –Trish Williford 04-02-08

“I wish Fletch were my dad!”  –Sherri Talley 04-02-08

“Why did they leave cheap wine glasses and a hair trimmer  in my car when they stole it?”  –Clay Kirby  04-02-08