“I’m sorry.  I don’t participate in Ugly Shirt Friday.”  –Gerry May 6/26/09

“Shouldn’t I get a bereavement day for Michael Jackson’s death?”  –Trish Williford 6/29/09

“I’m not touching the Bain 9000!  It’s a monsterous piece of equipment!”  –Comcast Cable Tech Glenn Stuart 6/29/09

“Vehicles do run out of gas, and we do not think they (the cops) will allow him to stop and refuel.”  –Shepherd Smith, anchoring a high speed chase 6/29/09

“I had a very interesting dream about Shepherd Smith.” –Corrie Cross 6/29/09

“Attention everyone:  The water in the building will be cut off in about 10 minutes, so please go.”  –Station page by Nakellea Parker 6/8/09

“I don’t want to see the queen bent over working in her garden.”  –Gerry May (on air) 6/17/09

Jim Christie:  “Where is T-Ray?”  Michael Moore:  “Couldn’t tell ya.   Wait, who is T-Ray?” 6/19/09

“I drove the live truck when I was 9 months pregnant.”  –Sherri Talley 6/19/09

“I’ll be seeing y’all…I just won $560,000 in a U.K. sweepstakes.” –Gerry May 6/3/09

“Hey, when you finish that, put a ring on it.” –Trish Williford 6/4/09

“She can’t just go all willy nilly talking to kids in the fountains and firefighters.”  –Clay Kirby 6/5/09

“Are you the Meta Tag Repairman?”  –Tim Fletcher 6/8/09

“Let’s keep the dog’s backside away from….just keep the dog’s head facing toward Camera 1.”  –Jason Weimar 5/19/09

“I guess Stephanie forgot to put in the Menopause Memory story.”  –Sherri Talley 5/26/09

“People think a pen is like the air we breathe - it belongs to everyone.” –Clay Kirby 6/1/09

“What do you know…a missing person turned up alive and well.”  –Clay Kirby 5/12/09

Nick Caloway:  “What’s wrong with the Happy Meals?”  Clay Kirby:  “People weren’t happy with them.”  5/13/09

“Once you drop a scorpion in your pants, it’s over.”  –Mariposa Pickle 5/16/09

“I feel like I just slid down a hill of razorblades and into a pond of alcohol.”  –Sherri Talley 5/5/09

“Don’t worry, we don’t eject on Wednesdays.”  –AT2 Chad Swanson/Blue Angels on Wednesday, May 6, 2009

“People should be arrested for spreading rumors.” –Clay Kirby 5/7/09

Fletch:  “How was Vegas?”    Sherri:  “It was intense.”    Fletch:  “Really?  I thought y’all stayed in a hotel.”  4//23/09

“So, what do you do all day, Miss Talley, just sit there at your desk?” –Job Shadow Josh Orsulak 4/24/09

“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.”  –Optimus Prime (Okay, so he didn’t say it in the newsroom)

“Wash your hands and relax.”  –Caddo Parish Sheriff Steve Prator on swine flu 4/30/09

“I’ve taken a nap on the tracks before.” –Nick Caloway 5/4/09

“I need to talk to someone with some sense.” –MC Operator 4/10/09

“What are we gonna do when the internet gets full?” –Mike Martindale 4/17/09

“I wonder if my seat being upright is gonna keep that monitor from falling on my a**.”  –Passenger 24C on AA flight 2778 on takoff as overhead monitor began shaking and loudly rattling.  4/22/09

“I snore like rolling thunder.”  –Randy Bain 4/22/09

“That smell is coming from the chickens, (pause) we have determined.” -Ron Thoma 4/2/09

“I’m a horrible painter.”  -The guy painting Sherri’s house 4/2/09

“You can’t be ‘just friends’ with a playmate.  That’s just not possible.”  -Nick Caloway 4/6/09

“Wow, this drug suspect has beautiful eyes.” –Sherri Talley 4/7/09

“Uh oh.  Jesus in a palm tree.” –Clay Kirby 4/8/09

“His sister, Marijuana Rayfield, also testified for the defense that her brother couldn’t have been involved in the crime that morning.”  –New Orleans Times-Picayune (Thanks to John Ramsey) 4/9/09

“I am so tired!  I’ve been ridin’ the railroad and puttin’ out fires!”  –Corrie Cross 03-26-09

Viewer to Marcy:  “You’re a nice kind of wide.”  Same viewer to Sherri:  “And you’re big, too.”  03-26-09

“My family tree just keeps getting shadier.” –Sherri Talley 03-26-09

“2009 is all about making do.” –Randy Bain 03-30-09

“Skype on your iPhone.  It’s treatable with antibiotics, I think.”  –Rex Allison 03-31-09