Thanks to my future brother-in-law, Bruce Seelinger, for taking this picture in Paris.  Excellent eye, Bruce!  We’ll award a sherritalley.com t-shirt with a couple of creepy, jaundice looking babies on it to the winner at the end of the week.  Have fun!

There will be more contests on sherritalley.com (like Caption Free For All and Quote Free For All), so my half-brother, Steve, offered to model the prize.  Pay no attention to the Oakleys or the cap.  It’s the t-shirt you’ll get.  

And you’ll like it.

Also, pay no attention to what appear to be feminine traits Steve possesses.   If you were half the man he is, you’d understand. 

The winner of the Quote Free For All and a sherritalley.com t-shirt is Hillary with, “Nothing goes right when your underwear is tight.”

The winner of the Caption Free For All and a sherritalley.com t-shirt is CT with, “Why yes, I am petting the weasel. I don’t get it. What’s so funny?”

Congrats to Hillary and Chris and thanks to everyone who submitted entries/comments.  That was fun.  We’ll do it again in a few days.

Happy Weekend!

Congratulations to Tommy for winning the latest Caption Free For All contest!   This is good because the winner gets a picture made with Hazel and Jimmy and a sherritalley.com t-shirt.  And hey, Tommy’s obviously in need of a shirt. 

Thanks to everyone for excellent, sarcastic entries!  

Here’s the photo with the winning caption.  Look for another Caption Free For All very soon!

“The publisher rejected Tommy’s cover art for his new book, Dating After 50.”

Wow. It’s tougher to narrow this down than it is to snag a raw chicken from the side of a boat! Here we go with the final five. Pick your favorite caption and email it to me at stalley@ktbs.com.  Vote for yourself–it’s the American way! And thanks for playing! We’ll announce the winner on Monday.

The return of Caption Free For All comes with a prize for the winner.  A new batch of sherritalley.com t-shirts is being printed as we blog.  We’ll post finalists on Friday and go from there.  Have at it! 

Industrial sized bottle of sunscreen for your back:  $43

Girl’s Pink Strawberry Shortcake bike:  $107

Enjoying the bright sunny day you forecasted:  PRICELESS