Caption Free For All

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17 Responses to “Caption Free For All”

  1. tommy Says:

    bird 1: he beat her !
    bird 2: she fell.

  2. Robination Says:

    “Hey Lucky, you need a job? I heard Tucan Sam got busted with pot.”

  3. Win Says:

    “It’s not mine, I swear, I have witnesses to my where abouts for the last 30 yrs.”

  4. CT Says:

    Pssst. Wanna buy a cracker?

  5. LOU Says:

    your nest or mine?

  6. TH Says:

    Bird 1: I think Jodi is the weekend anchor.
    Bird 2: I’m pretty sure Chrissi is!
    Bird 1: But…
    Bird 2: Uh…
    Bird 1: Maybe you’re right.
    Bird 2: Now that I think about it…

  7. rt Says:

    Bird on the right: “Pssssst, look here what I have in my left pocket.”

  8. WRyker Says:

    Charley : Le regard, le gosse, je sais combien vous pesez, le fils ? Quand vous avez pesé cent et livres de soixante-huit vous étiez beau. Vous coulda a été un autre Conn Bilee, et cette moufette nous vous avons obtenu pour un directeur, il a apporté vous aussi rapidement.

    Terry : Ce n’était pas lui, Charley, vous c’était. Rappeler cette nuit dans le Jardin vous êtes descendu à mon vestiaire et vous avez dit, « le Gosse, ce ain › t votre nuit. Nous allons pour le prix sur Wilson ». Vous vous rappelez cela ? « Ce ain › t votre nuit » ! Ma nuit ! Je coulda Wilson pris à part ! Donc ce qu’arrive ? Il obtient le coup de titre dehors sur le stade de baseball et qu’obtiens-je ? Un billet unilatéral à Palooka-ville ! Vous étiez mon frère, Charley, vous shoulda a regardé hors pour moi un petit morceau. Vous shoulda s’est occupé de moi juste un petit morceau si je n’aurais pas à prendre les plonge pour l’argent de court-fin.

    Charley : Oh j’ai eu quelques paris en bas pour vous. Vous avez vu quelque argent.

    Terry : Vous ne comprenez pas. Je coulda a eu la classe. Je coulda a été concurrent. Je coulda quelqu’un a été, au lieu d’un clochard, qui est que je suis, faisons face à il. Vous c’était, Charley.

  9. WRyker Says:

    I realize it gets lost in translation; perhaps this will help to identify the famous movie quote.

    Charley: Look, kid, I know how much you weigh, son? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.

    Terry: It wasn’t him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, “Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson.” You remember that? “This ain’t your night”! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn’t have to take them dives for the short-end money.

    Charley: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.

    Terry: You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charley.

  10. bc317 Says:

    Marlon Brando(Terry)and Rod Steiger(Charley)in “On The Waterfront”.

    How do you say “Forget it Jake,it’s Chinatown”in French?

  11. WRyker Says:

    L’oublier Jake,it Quartier chinois

    Vergessen Sie es das Chinesenviertel von Jake,it

    Dimenticarlo quartiere cinese del Jake,it

  12. sherri Says:

    To fully appreciate Tommy’s comment, you might need to visit the officer vs. Angie Garbarino incident at www.ktbs.com.

    WRyker, I’m trying to teach myself to speak Italian. Just starting. I thought I knew French already. Now I need help.

  13. WRyker Says:

    Mine is so rusty that it creaks when my tongue moves and generally sounds more like incoherent drool than actual spoken language. I believe they call it slang or slung. I’m still working on it.

  14. sherri Says:

    Bird 1: Good evening, I’m Gerry May.
    Bird 2: And I’m Sherri Talley. Thanks for joining us.

  15. Mel Says:

    So when they make the switch to HD, I think we have to get a converter box.

  16. Deiter Says:

    So then I find out she’s color blind!

  17. sherri Says:

    Deiter: Haaaaaaaa!

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