10 Responses to “Caption Free For All”

1. kimber Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am

   Dear John, you are indeed my baby’s daddy

2. skeptic Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   Dear Tiffany & Co., I’m very disappointed in your intentional infringement on my toilet-seat cover necklace idea.

3. Sherri Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

   Dear Internet Technology team, when do you think I’ll be able to get a computer at my desk?

4. jchristie Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

   Sherri Talley begins her career in journalism.

5. Suthrnman Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

   Let’s see now, if I marry that guy named Clinton, I can get him elected to a political office and just maybe one day I can run for President, too. But he is such a man-whore. What to do, what to do?

6. Mike-in_Stonewall Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   Maybe if I keep my head down and keep writing, noone will notice it was me…Silent but deadly…Muahahaha

7. Big Daddy Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

   I do things that would make a porn star blush and you don’t even have the decency to call? That’s it, I’m done with men!

8. MaryS910 Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 7:46 am

   Dear Governor Jindal,
   The conditions at the shelter are deplorable! Where are the bidets?
   Sincerely,
   Lady Ungrateful of New Orleans

9. WRyker Says:
   September 19th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

   The best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears and whoever looks for it below there is wasting their time. You need a certain amount of nerve to be a writer. For beauty captures your attention but personality captures your heart.

   Lizzie Borden

10. Mel Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am

    And then that bitch had the nerve to tell me my butt was so big you could set a tea set on it.

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