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August 27th, 2008 at 10:18 am
” Oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture.
My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so…”
August 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
“In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby…”
August 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
When love beckons you, follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you, yield to him,
Though his words may wound you deep.
And when he speaks to you believe in him,
Though his voice may shatter your dreams.
All these things shall love do to you
that you may know the secrets of your heart,
and in that knowledge become a fragment of Loves beating heart.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion…upset stomach…diarrhea!!!
Yay, Pepto Bismol!!!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Having just learned that his fiance Giselle is pregnant, Wilhelm sings to her his newly penned ballad: “Take a Chance on Me”. Years later he filed a lawsuit against the uber-famous pop group ABBA, for royalties on the song, and was awarded 4.3 million dollars.
In an interesting twist, Wilhelm and Giselle Ottendorf were recently found dead at their dude ranch in New Hampshire. Meryl Streep is being held for questioning in the case.
Shortly after their death, the Ottendorf’s attorney made arrangements to place their entire 12.9 million dollar estate into a trust fund for their twin children, Hazel and Jimmy.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
“Guitar Weekly” (February, 1987):
Wilhelm plays a disonant C#7dim., as he gazes intently at Giselle’s youthful bosom. The chord was often used by Erik Brann, of Iron Butterfly, when modulating from the key of Cmaj to Dmaj.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
“Dentistry Today” (June 1970):
Had Wilhelm brushed with Pepsodent, he might have had a chance with Giselle tonight.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Giselle loves Wilhelm dearly…but one more Perry Como song, and she’ll put a bullet in his brainpan!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
monique is enchanted by claudes ballad even thou she doesent know spanish. but she knows the term “dirty sanchez” , doesent bode well for her.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Haaaaaaaaa..I knew this thread would pick up and soooo needed this laugh…please keep on!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Wilhelm serenades Gislle with his new guitar from James Burton but she is not amused.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
“Psychology Today”
Giselle Von d’Kemp, a one-legged, agorophobic window dresser from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, is serenaded by her beau, Wilhelm Ottendorf, former Chairman of the leftist “Nebraska Party for Social Reform”, advocating the state’s secession from the Union.
In a recent case study at the North Central Kansas Technical College, the theory was advanced that “crooner music”, coupled with large doses of ginseng, St. John’s Wort and The Macallan 18 Year-Old Scotch Whiskey, would successfully treat most psychosomatic illnesses.
In 77.6% of the cases studied, patients indicated “noticeable” improvement”. In 58.4%, doctors observed “a complete prophylaxis of all distinguishable characteristics of the condition”.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Oh, baby I love your ways…….
August 27th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
“We don’t need no stinking bra”
August 27th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Everyone knew that Jimmy and Hazel, being from Arkansas, would eventually be together…Jimmy finally decided to make the move. Not Pictured: Chris Hanson
August 27th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Wanna get to youuuu and that booty.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
What do you say we get together have a little sex, maybe some barb q, and you know, see what happens?
August 28th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I just realized that my entries seem more like conventional blog posts than “captions”. (Well, maybe not conventional, but blog posts, nonetheless.) It’s obvious that I need to practice my caption writing. Maybe I’ll be as good as CT someday. I’ll get back to you later…
August 28th, 2008 at 12:34 am
She’s held it in long enough. Giselle must finally confess to Wilhelm that she is a lesbian.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:42 am
“Ooh damn, girl…the back ‘a yo head is ridiculus!”
August 28th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Waht Giselle really needs is a little more cowbell.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Sorry for the misspell above. (Did I just misspell misspell?) My lisdexia doens’t usullay kikc in utnil 2 in hte norming…Rather than fight it, I have chosen to embrace the illness.
“Did you hear the one about a dislexic man who walked into a bra?”
Oops…sorry to have deviated so far from the subject. I’ll continue to work on my caption writing.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Hey Sherri, I think you and G.May should wear your hair like Wilhelm and Giselle, on the 6P some night…
Wait. Never mind. Gerry’s already sportin’ that do!
Oh, there I go again with Non-Caption-Free-For-All subject matter!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:21 am
All Giselle can think of, after detoxing from a 4-day acid trip, is where she can score some weed.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Wilhelm: “Wanna pet my monkey?”
Giselle: “Ooh, I thought you’d never ask!”
(She just blew another opportunity to tell him that she’s a lesbian.)
August 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Since you brought it up…
August 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUlIFpUuQY8
August 28th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I can see the 1978 version of Sherri Talley doing the Frida dance. (Frida’s the redhead on the left.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mftz4gY7okk&feature=related
August 28th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Raimundo says: “Ah, my darling Mamacita, I want to kiss you in the worse way”
Mamacita says: “Yes, yes, my Raimundo,that would be us standing up in this hammock”
August 28th, 2008 at 7:43 am
My hair! My hair! It’s caught in your guitar string!
August 28th, 2008 at 8:37 am
That’s not a guitar string, sweetheart.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I’ll take may hand off my ear when you stop torturing the guitar.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I’ll take my hand off my ear when you stop torturing the guitar.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Does this hammock make me look fat?
August 29th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Hey, you’re crazy B**** but ya….