Bunny Hangover
Sammy JJ, otherwise known as Sam Jackson or Sammy, is singlepawedly protecting the streets of Cary, NC. But not without consequences. Ever had a hangover from too much kill? Then you know what Sammy JJ’s feeling right now.Â
Sammy belongs to TW (see earlier comments for what you bloggers want to be called) Suzie Talley. This cat is a skilled killer. And he’s quite worldly. For instance, Sammy JJ uses the toilet like a human. He can say, “Mama”.  Sure, he can say it in only English, but it’s an impressive start.
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April 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
my cat (named after my ex-wife) just stares at me like im a idiot and hisses at me if i get to close. just like my ex-wife!!
April 12th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Hilarity is ensuing.
April 12th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Coco can stand on her front two legs and pee. She is a dog so this looks pretty funny.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Are you serious? If so, that’s awesome. I think.
April 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Tommy did your wife also spray the curtains?
April 12th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Sammy JJ does have the best stories. It is hard to top the adventures of Samuel Jackson. Perhaps there should be a book.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Training your human is a thankless task.
“Why bother with it?”, some kittens may ask.
The fate of the world is the issue at hand,
as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land.
Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint.
We spray in the corners to drive home the point.
April 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
For Sammy JJs next adventure, he is sprucing up a bit….lipo, botox and 8 pec implants.
April 12th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Ok, I know I’m blonde but I finally figured out why the word “bunny” is in the caption. I’m going to pretend Sammy has a rat in his mouth and not a bunny.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Sam Jackson is one in a million. Sammy and my cat Spider used to have championship wrestling matches in North Carolina.
Spider’s resume is not so impressive…
1. He can pee on the floor right next to the litter box.
2. He can eat 1/4 of his body weight in Iams every day.
3. Spider is also known for stopping dead in his tracks and falling over when confronted with danger. Kind of like those fainting goats.
He is a good boy though and he has greatly improved his litter box accuracy since I started using this fancy litter for “senior” cats. Hey, it works and even though it’s pricey, it’s cheaper than new floors.
April 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Do you think that litter works for humans too?
April 12th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Dude (our chocolate lab) can fetch beers. I’m not kidding. Patrick taught him.. not me!
All you have to do is say “Dude, go get me a beer” if there happens to be an ice chest nearby he’ll open it with his nose and snatch a beer and bring it to you.
Now that’s service!
We’re trying to teach him to open to fridge.. he almost has it!
I so think he should be on one of the beer commercials! You agree?
April 13th, 2008 at 9:05 am
…..uh i have a bird that catches cheerios in the air.
April 13th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Could your dog bring me a glass of wine? THAT would be the best.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Mel I wish!
We’re in the process of teaching him that but for some reason he just keeps spilling it all over the floor!!!
April 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Maybe those small bottles of Sutter Home with the screw top?!
April 13th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Good idea Mel! I’ll start working with him on that and report back!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Two words, Chrissi.
Opposable
Thumbs
April 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
PETA anyone?