And the winner is…
HRB! With 43% of the vote, the new tagline for this site is, “sherritalley.com: Because sherritalleywaggonerallenallentalley is just too damn long”
Congratulations, HRB. As soon as I get them designed, you’ll be receiving a t-shirt with the new tagline on it.
Thank you all for your extremely witty suggestions and for voting. I’m going to have to remove the poll itself from this site because it’s messing with the site, but your original suggestions will remain. Wow, that was fun!
January 24th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I humbly accept. I will be available for autographs this Saturday between 2:00 and 2:15 PM. One request….instead of a shirt that says all that on it, can I just have some money.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. You already have enough money.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
hey this seems harmless enough….if you knew an creative fireman guy he could help you with a cool tshirt design to give that guy…or you could just give him cash..jj
January 24th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’ll take you up on that, jj. It’ll be nice to have a design from a real artist! How about a free t-shirt for your help? I don’t know you as well as I know HRB, so I don’t know if you already have enough money.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
moneys handy….but im not one to turn down a free tshirt…and im all about representing and wearing a offical” …too damn long. “shirt may help me with the ladies…sorta a convo starter..ice breaker you know
January 24th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
hey sherri you guys are gonna go easy on me about the spellin and stuff right
January 24th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I’m declaring voter fraud and demand a full congressional investigation!
January 24th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
And I want the whole deal, complete C-Span coverage of the hearings and VICIOUS questioning of those that are in charge of the website, etc.!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
And don’t even try to use that “hanging Chad” thing either - that’s been used already!!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
jj, clearly, we go easy on even the basic thinking stuff. Only LindsAy criticizes spelling. Pay no attention…I mean, c’mom…look how she spells her name…with a capital A right in the middle of it.
For those of you demanding objectivity in the vote: Do you think if I were biased, I would let HRB’s entry win…do you think I want to wear a t-shirt with all those names on it?
January 25th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Sher, I don’t think you want a piece ‘o THIS…bring it, sistah!
Also…Shouldn’t it be sherri ANN talleywaggonerallenallentalley…you’re forgetting the Ann, Ann.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:28 am
LindsAy, the focus is on the impressive LAST name collection Sherri Ann has aquired. I think you are just jealous…how many do you have?
January 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
HRB, how many do YOU have?!?!?!??!
January 25th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
As a progressive lesbian, I have chosen to keep my maiden name, so just one.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
yea that LindsAY does seem like a real ball of fire….all that runnin people down and slappin them around in wal-mart….ive seen her type before….so i dont think i should be afraid of her…right
January 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
You should be very afraid!
January 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
sherri i run into burnin buildings…..whats lindsAY gonna do to me…..besides im a classic “niceguy”….
January 25th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
say just how big a fella is lindsAY…..
January 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
No level of heroism is enough to counter the wrath of LindsAy, but your EMT skills will no doubt be called upon the next time she hits the streets or wears white. Do you guys take care of people when they trip and spill things? LindsAy, jj’s number is 9-1-1. Write it down.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
i dont think shes buyin anything im sellin …im baitin her servin up softballs…..i think shes scared of me….youve got my # if she wants to holla
January 25th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I am so happy this tagline won…I voted for it…now I feel like I am a part of something! It’s restored my faith in the entire election process. Now I understand what our founding fathers were thinking when they….oohh wait. I forgot..that’s not the one I voted for. Damn!
January 25th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
JJ, bring it!
Trust me, you don’t want any of this. You know that new “Rambo” movie that opens tonight? It’s pretty much based on my life.
January 25th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
oh ive broughtin it!!…..hey speakin of movies lindsAY are you free this weekend my treat….ha bet you didnt see that one comin….whatta ya say movie some popcorn…ill vacumn out my truck and spray some febrezze in it….and afterwards if you still what to go all “rambo” on me well then so be it …reckon ill have it comin ….
January 25th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Sherri, I didn’t know we were allowed to hook up with one another on your website. Oh well, I’m married anyway…hey any swingers out there?
January 26th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
HRB…I think sherritalley.com is basically a dating site for married people/swingers…we’re all fair game!
I thought you were a lesbian…
January 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I am, but I swing.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Of course, George “of the jungle” swings!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Hey, maybe we need to change the talley t-shirt to add something about swinging. Maybe www.sherriaNntalleywaggonerallenallentalleyyyisTooDamnLong.iSwingWithSherOn3.com!!
However, only really big people can wear the shirt because, otherwise, no one would be able to read the shirt if skinny people wear it!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I like ISwingWithSherOn3.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
…or ThatsHowIRoll.com
January 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
We could include Curious George swinging on a rope along with the logo………….
January 26th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
The “Curious George” monkey - not me!
January 26th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Stop the presses….I think we have a new winner. “ISwingWithSherOn3.com”
January 26th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Dear God, not another poll!!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
No one asked you rt.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
hey ill draw up what ever sherri says to draw up ….hey raincheck on the moviedate….on account of your your 6ft10 ex-navy seal HUSBAND…i honestly didnt know you where married and thats sorta a dealbreaker for me…looks like your stuck swing with hrb
January 26th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
im also offering the two movie tickets to you and your 280lb all-american linebacker HUSBAND to rambo….as peace ….i know its the old “its not me its you “line but…we can only be friends lindsAY….another time another place…sorry
January 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Ok, will you pick me up at 4:37pm, jj?
I’ll wear my best fishnets!
January 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
dont tease my linds….its not easy to admit but im in a dry spell if you know what i mean….and in a weak moment …well just dont talk about fishnets any more…ok thats just not fair…. lets all try to get back on subject here….theres a t-shirt to design here and thats whats important …right
January 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
LinsAy, jj, get a room.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am
HRB, you’re just jealous.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am
P.S.-Don’t hate the playa, hate the game….
January 28th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Right. I’ve been secretly fantasizing about you in fishnets and that little pirate hat.
Speaking of playa’s….where is our host? She’s been a little MIA lately. I wonder what the distraciton is.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am
HRB, if that’s your real name, I’m here. I was in Natchitoches this weekend.
When I got back, I met with jj. He has an awesome design for our t-shirts! You’ll love it! Or else. He’s working on the final draft right now. And yes, when I met with jj, I showed him the 80s picture with the painting in it!!! He ran away in horror. I doubt we’ll ever hear from him on this site again.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Post it!! Post it!!
Did they have a parade for you when you arrived in Natchitoches?
January 28th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
saw picture…..having flashback hallucinations…dont have the words….not sure you guys are ready for this….gonna try to distract myself by workin on the tshirt idea….you guys are not ready for it
January 28th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
OK here it is ….
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/342469977_e63572c550.jpg
January 28th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
CT, it’s not that good.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
ct your warm….let me try to paint a picture in yalls head….first well need to set the mood….start maybe by hummin that song…..abracadabra(spell)….nah think…duranduran….the reflex….now throw in some Wham….and a dash of boy George…just alittle…..and think MTV VJ…(thats video jocky)….now your gettin warmmer
January 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
oh and alot ALOT of hair!
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