“My heatin’ unit…it keeps cutting off every time my wife turns on her vibrator.” –Caller on air 1/8/2010

“I’ll bet you dream in html.” –Sherri Talley to a computer technician 1/15/10

“I’m old.  I know who Harvey Korman is, so you just be quiet!” –Michael Moore 1/15/10

“This storm doesn’t care.” –Meteorologist Joe Haynes on air 1/21/10

“How did two chocolate donuts survive the day in the newsroom?” –Gerry May 1/21/10

My son, Casey, will be 21 on Saturday.  In honor of his birthday, this week, I’m posting some of his quotes I’ve recorded over the years.

12/20/1991

Casey is about 3, at home with his babysitter, Delores.  I am at work at KTAL.  Casey calls me at work.

Casey:  “Mom?”

Me: “What?”

Casey: “Get me some juice.”

Me:  “I can’t, Baby.  I’m not there.  Ask Delores.”

Casey:  ”Delores is dead.”