From the Associated Press - A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.The 52-year-old man, who has not been identified, called a 911 operator in Warren on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray’s, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park.

Caller:  “Charles Gibson stated that yellow was never supposed to be used without the green.  Y’all have already proven light blue is innocent.  You made an accusation against the yellow.  I even called the police about this.  Speak to Charles Gibson about that please.”  Sherri:  “Yes, ma’am.  I’ll call him right away.” 

“If my face shows up on TMZ as the KTBS Christmas Decoration Thief, I am ready to take a polygraph test to clear my name.” -Joe Haynes

“Are there cameras in the studio?” - Leslie Spoon

On air - Joe Haynes:  “You may see a few flakes in the air…not crazy people, but snow.”  Sherri Talley:  “Well, let’s hope they stay outside.”

“I wish my desk was in the basement, in the dark, behind a locked door.” –Clay Kirby 12/4/09

“I just want to shake the hands of the couple that snuck into the White House.” –Chris Redford 12/4/09

“I’m kind of a meta tag freak.” –Sherri Talley 12/14/09

Anyone have a smaller bookmark?  This one I got at the shelter is huge!

BOISE, Idaho (AP) — It’s become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare.  This year, the scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story” unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10.

Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.  Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy’s tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school.Rescue workers responded after a woman driving by saw the boy and called 911.

Last year, the unlucky boy was a 10-year-old from Hammond, Ind., especially apt, since the 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond.

Corrie Cross:  “Don’t you love it when you grab your boyfriend’s belt instead of your own?” Clay Kirby: “What was your boyfriend’s belt doing at your house?”  Corrie Cross:  “We were praying.”  11/16/09

On air - Fletch: “Looks like a beautiful night.”  Sherri: “Yeah, get ready for a cold one.”  Fletch:  “Sounds good to me.”  11/16/09

“Mark Natale is a walking vat of knowledge about Bossier City.” –Sherri Talley 11/18/09

On air - “Marcy Novak joins us now from the gravesite.  Uh, that would be the newsroom.”  –Sherri Talley 11/19/09