“Page 61 is dead, so all you have is Breastfeeding and Isaac Hayes.”  –Gerry May 08-12-08

“So, if you cut the top off, will it come back like an annual?”  –Michael Moore, watching video of a marijuana crop being cultivated.  08-12-08 

Sherri Talley:  “Clay, can I help you with the show?”  Clay Kirby:  “Yes, shoot me in the temple!”  Sherri:  “What if I miss and hit your ear?”  07-29-08

Jim Roberts:  “Amanda, when are you going on vacation?”  Amanda McCarter:  “As soon as this crap’s over.”  07-30-08