This is old, but one of my favorite Jib Jabs!  It reflects well where we as a nation were with news just a few years ago.  Some entities are still there.   

Now, something totally different is emerging.  It has to!  I’m really excited about where KTBS is going with a new media concept.  We’re one of the few stations in the country embracing new ways of bringing you the news on multiple platforms.  I’ll be explaining that here later.  OMG Becca, that sounded like a threat!  

What We Call the News | Funny Jokes at JibJab

That’s what happens to me at work when I’m writing and someone pages over the LOUDspeaker.  IT’S VERY LOUD!

I’ve learned, while I’m writing, to tune out talking, laughter, phones ringing, tapes playing in edit bays, people singing and yelling, scanners, monitors, cell phone conversations  and the general urgency of a newsroom. 

But the pages get me everytime.

Same thing in the grocery store.  One second, you’re calmly reading the ingredients on the lighter version of Gatorade.  The next,

“SHOPPERS, WE HAVE…!” 

@!~&%$$#*&$#!  AHHHHH!  HEART ATTACK ON AISLE 6! 

Why can’t we have a government study on the adverse health affects of being scared to death several times a day, instead of a study that shows smoking is bad for you or exercise makes you more fit.

The winner of the Quote Free For All and a sherritalley.com t-shirt is Hillary with, “Nothing goes right when your underwear is tight.”

The winner of the Caption Free For All and a sherritalley.com t-shirt is CT with, “Why yes, I am petting the weasel. I don’t get it. What’s so funny?”

Congrats to Hillary and Chris and thanks to everyone who submitted entries/comments.  That was fun.  We’ll do it again in a few days.

Happy Weekend!