Okay, fine!  I try and try to be the first to throw breaking news at you.  Nothing.  You don’t care.  I thought I might have been the first to tell you there was a recall petition against Governor Jindal.  Oh, but no!  You don’t want serious news here, do you?  It’s all bottled up inside me and you’re just sayin’…”No thanks…take it somewhere else, anchorgirl.”   What do I get?  A big fat “0″ in the big orange comment box.  Oh, that makes me feel great going into the weekend after a stressful week of reporting, anchoring and commuting to work on my bicycle (and being harrassed for it all the way).   

I will never jeopardize my news credibility to interest you.  I want you to know that. 

Oh, this giant bra landed on an ArkLaTex interstate this afternoon.  Three people were injured, but they reportedly said they didn’t mind. 

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana Secretary of State’s Office
says recall petition filed against Governor Jindal.

BATON ROUGE, LA (AP) — Governor Bobby Jindal has signed into
law legislation that would ban government funding in Louisiana for
what is sometimes called “therapeutic cloning.”

(Maybe this is Jindal’s way of making good on not vetoing legislation for lawmakers’ payraises.  At least this way, legislators can’t vote to clone themselves.)