Ever need more than a fortune cookie to get a glimpse into your future?  Occasionally, I google “cabins in the woods” and daydream about places I think I can runaway.  Then, something breaks through my fantasy state and I realize I would need an income, which leads me to google, “jobs in mountain towns”.  Realizing I wouldn’t be able to afford makeup or hair color, I search:  “Bland, gray haired ladies working at park services”.  Well, heck, with that sort of income and the cost of living by then, there goes the health club membership.  Okay, so I google, “Crooked old ladies in the woods.”  Then I realize I wouldn’t be rockin’ a solid health insurance plan, which I would need if I were killing game for food.  How about “Into the Geriatric Wild”.  Back to work.  Aren’t you glad I’m not your financial planner?