(STNews - Baton Rouge)  In an unprecedented ceremony, Hazel and Jimmy were graduated from the School of Unusual Sciences at Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge.  Although the creepy, elderly babies wouldn’t comment on the specialty of their double major, or why the two of them received a single degree, they looked at each other and laughed very un-baby-like when asked about their greek and otherwise social life at the school known for its parties.  

With wise expressions seemingly frozen on their faces, the twins couldn’t explain why they were seen in all of their post grad pics with the same beautiful female graduate who proudly displayed their diploma along with her own. 

Rumor has it that the chancellor switch-over at the university has something to do with the creation of an entire curriculum designed for cardboard babies.  If only more had enrolled.  State officials say, “This explains the degree of difficulty, thus the need for a position that pays $450,000 a year.”

Details about the party that ensued following graduation ceremonies were not immediately available without a subpoena.