“I almost ran into a nun.  Is that an immediate ticket to Hell?”  –Ron Thoma 05-10-08

“Everyday is Mardi Gras in my world.”  –Trish Williford 05-13-08

“You could bring a dead fish in here and we’ll encode it.”  –Randy Bain 05-16-08

“You’d think you could get a decent picture of an armadillo having sex without porn sites popping up.”  –J.J. Lewis 05-11-08

“Did you have to pay your friends to buy your lunch?”  –Clay Kirby 05-16-08