“Everyone else around here thinks they’re a meteorologist.  Why can’t I be one?” –Sparky 05-02-08

“I need you to think about why I’m weird and get back to me on that.”  –Jody Lowery 05-02-08 

“I’d rather grate my tongue on a cheese grater than go to any social event!”  –Ron Thoma 05-03-08

Caller:  “You know what the J.D. in my name stands for, Shelly?”  Sherri:  “What?”  Caller:  “Just the Devil” –05-06-08

“Isn’t Shannon Royster about due?  What’s the gestation period for a Channel 12 anchor?”  –Sherri Talley 05-07-08