“I caught a glimpse of myself in the elevator mirror.  I don’t look like an overcooked biscuit.  I look like a bloated codfish wearing pants that don’t match.”  –LindsAy Atkins 04-23-08

“I want two things before I die.  I want to see the Cubbies in the World Series and I want to meet Gerry May.”  –Bill Marshall 04-23-08

“He won’t pixelate the pee pee.”  –Carline Procell 04-24-08

“HTML stands for He Told Me Lies.” –Sherri Talley 04-25-08 

“Don’t fall in the trap.  Directors are full of crap.”  –Chuck Carroll 04-18-08 

“I wish Fletch was my mom.”  –Trish Williford 04-30-08