Talley Talker “Turtle” sent me a little sister for Hazel and Jimmy.  Thanks, Turtle.  I named her Eileen, because…well…look at her.  She leans. 

Someone brought a 4-year-old girl into the newsroom.  I know, I know.  Anyway, the little girl went straight for Eileen.   What?  It’s not like I could snatch Eileen out of her cute little hands and say, “Do you know who this is!”  The child will already have to undergo years of counseling after being exposed to a news environment at such a young age. 

Of course, I could submit a description of the 4-year-old baby snatcher to police and we could put her tiny mugshot on the news.