I’m in a jury pool and so far, things are going swimmingly. 

Although it’s not the most convenient thing for me to do, if I were selected, I would consider it an honor and my duty to serve in the administration process of the American judicial system.   I’ve heard many comments to the contrary from my fellow Americans in the jury pool.  Many would rather drown than serve.   

How about a ladder to help a brother or sister out of the pool?  What could he or she say to help lessen the chance of being selected?  Here, I’ll get you started. 

“I’m impartial, but all the voices in my head say he’s guilty.”

“Does it matter that I think the defendant is hot?”

“Hazel and Jimmy think he’s guilty.”

“Does this bathing suit make me look impartial?”